Knives Out

Director Rian Johnson

Genre Comedy | Crime | Drama

Cast Daniel Craig, Chris Evans, Ana de Armas, Jamie Lee Curtis

Rating PG-13

Release Date November 27th, 2019

“A detective investigates the death of a patriarch of an eccentric, combative family.”

Written and directed by the talented Rian Johnson (Looper, Star Wars: The Last Jedi), Knives Out is a comedy drama “whodunit” that follows a detective as he investigates the death of a patriarch of an eccentric, combative family. Securing $40 million funding at TIFF in September 2018, Knives Out garnered widespread critical acclaim immediately and was able to get a well deserved wide release. With a well-known director and a cast loaded with A-list talent, this quickly became the must-see movie to cap off 20199. Now I know you’re just dying to know, what did we think?

First and foremost I would like to point at that at first glimpse the trailer for Knives Out may remind you of the 2017 murder mystery Murder on the Orient Express from director Kenneth Branagh (at least it did for me), but trust me when I say this is much, much better. I mean that film was fine, but personally I found it boring and anti-climactic, basically the opposite of Knives Out. Now when you have a loaded cast as both films do, it can be easy to get lost in all of the talent at your disposal, but Rian Johnson does a fantastic job with Knives Out ensuring that each character is able to stand on their own two feet and have an identity of their own. I can pick out multiple characters that I really enjoyed, and honestly none of which that annoyed me which is rare nowadays.

The script felt fresh and inventive, which is no surprise considering the film was nominated for Best Original Screenplay at the 2020 Academy Awards. The audience is only given bits and pieces through flashbacks and character background/interactions leaving you guessing pretty much up until the very end. I also really enjoyed the overall tone of the film, which granted it was fairly over-the-top the majority of the time, it all seemed to fit within that dysfunctional and greedy family dynamic present throughout. I was engaged from start to finish and I found myself laughing out loud multiple times, but even better than that I had a smile on my face the entire time. I’ve heard arguments that the film would have benefited from a R rating as opposed to being PG-13, but I don’t think it was necessary.

Knives Out is fairly described as a “whodunit” comedy murder mystery style film, but to take it one step further this is just a really fun movie going experience. This is a buy your popcorn and let the movie take you away from reality for the next 2+ hours, and that for me was exactly what I needed. Sometimes it can be hard to get out of your own head when you go to the theater, especially when a film has such sky high expectations, but I felt like I spent a few hours with the eccentric and absolutely ridiculous Thrombey family, and it was a blast. It is rare to become so immersed in the characters that you almost stop caring about the actual storyline, but that happened for me more than a few times.

Chris Evans was fantastic as the Black Sheep of the family, Daniel Craig was great even though he did have an exaggerated southern drawl of an accent which I personally had no issue with, and the ageless Don Johnson once again managed to make his presence felt in a supporting role. The always gorgeous Ana de Armas takes on a role a little different, and more pivotal to the film, than what she’s used to but she absolutely delivers (if you want to see one of her more “risque” performances see Eli Roth’s Knock Knock). I left the theater feeling fulfilled and entertained, and wanting to see Knives Out again to make sure I am able to fully appreciate each and every little moment of cinematic satisfaction.

Now it may sound like I am gushing, because well I am, but Knives Out is a damn good film and I can’t wait to add it to my Blu-ray collection as soon as it releases - which won’t be long as the Blu-ray and 4K Ultra HD is set to release on February 25th. Best Buy will have a special edition SteelBook version that I have my eyes on. Highly recommended.

The Shining

Director Stanley Kubrick

Genre Drama | Horror

Cast Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, Danny Lloyd, Scatman Crothers

Rating R

Release Date June 13th, 1980

“A family heads to an isolated hotel for the winter where a sinister presence influences the father into violence, while his psychic son sees horrific forebodings from both past and future.”

In the 2nd installment of the Throwback Movie Reviews series, we stay in the horror genre and take things back four decades… 

Fast approaching it's 40-year anniversary, which seems absolutely insane, The Shining is the sort of film that never leaves you and is usually what film fanatics refer to when discussing horror films that set the benchmark. A New York City native, the late director Stanley Kubrick is a legend in the film industry - he is basically the Bill Belichick of filmmaking. But the interesting thing about Kubrick, who sadly passed away in 1999 at the age of 70, is the fact that he only took on projects that he truly believed in, hence his rather short filmography as a director, which ended at 16 with the film Eyes Wide Shut. Now granted I firmly believe he would have continued directing films if not for his early departure from this world, but what he left us with will live on forever. Kubrick capped off his career with 3 incredible films, the aforementioned The Shining in 1980, Full Metal Jacket in 1987, and lastly the provocative thriller Eyes Wide Shut which released in 1999, the final year of his life.

I mean think about this for a second, someone says to you hey what's the best horror film you can think of? Okay, The Shining, right? Now what is the best and most intense depiction of war you can think of, hmm how about Full Metal Jacket, I mean seriously?! Kubrick directed and wrote the screenplay for both (The Shining is of course based on a Stephen King Novel), and both films have performances that are unmatched and honestly rarely seen in film today. Whether it be Jack Nicholson, Shelley Duvall, or Danny Lloyd in The Shining, or Vincent D'Onofrio's soul crushing performance in Full Metal Jacket, it's just top-notch. I mean D'Onofrio is a prime example, now he primarily plays a ton of goofy supporting roles in movies and television, but if you look at a few of the screenshots from his Pvt. Pyle character in Full Metal Jacket you won't recognize him. Also, let's not forget the late R. Lee Ermey in his role as role as the relentlessly intense Gny. Sgt. Hartman, which certainly rivaled his performance in Saving Silverman (that's a joke obviously, although he was hilarious in that goofy comedy). Kubrick was a man of many talents who was seemingly a perfectionist when it came to his work, and he made everyone else around him better, hence my Bill Belichick reference (you're welcome).

I touched on it a bit earlier during my rant about Stanley Kubrick's amazing accomplishments, but the performances in The Shining are just amazing. Whether intentional or not, the cast somehow looks right through you with soul-crushing eyes. Nicholson is known for his intense and unnerving delivery, and he leaves it all out on the field so to speak in this film, contributing to some of the most iconic scenes in film history. Shelley Duvall was the perfect actress to play the role alongside Nicholson, creating an uneasy dynamic throughout the film. Young Danny Lloyd was great as well, and some would argue that his interactions with Nicholson are what had the most impact. I mean you could just feel the unease he felt around his father, and it increased organically right up to the climax. Any way you look at it, The Shining has great performances from top to bottom. 

One thing Kubrick believed in which seems to be forgotten about in the new age of film, is the importance of a quality score. Now I'm not referring to a soundtrack, but the sounds that accompany an intense scene, or maybe even a scene with little to no dialogue that feels intense because of the sounds in the background. To better understand what a film score is, the definition is as follows: 

A film score is the music composed specifically for the movie to serve and enhance the story. It is usually instrumental only so as not to compete with dialog. It is also called underscore (a term I, as a composer, find ever so slightly belittling) or even incidental music (that one makes me bristle a bit).

To me the above is a perfect definition for what I view the film score as, which at the end of the day is something composed or mixed for a specific film. Film scores are still utilized today of course, but I just feel like they are underutilized when it comes to modern filmmaking. One of the greats that comes to mind would be the late composer Jóhann Jóhannsson, who most recently contributed to Sicario and the sci-fi thriller Arrival, to name a few. Jóhannsson sadly passed away last year at the age of 48, and his talents will be missed. Back on track, the score for The Shining has been referred to as "Hauntological", which seems to mean unsettling and perfectly placed within each moment of the film. Although Kubrick brought in composers Wendy Carlos and Rachel Elkind, very little of their work made it into the final cut of the film. Instead it is widely noted that Kubrick returned to his sci-fi classic 2001: A Space Odyssey, borrowing from the score for that film to help create the spine-tingling sounds of The Shining – described by some as the "Sonic landscape at the Overlook Hotel." Either way, the fact remains that from the opening scene of a picturesque winding road, the score sets the tone for the film.

If you have yet to see The Shining, you either live under a rock, or are too much of a wuss to watch a horror film. Regardless of the reason, trust me when I say you're missing out. And if you're like me and wanted to dive back in before seeing the upcoming sequel, Doctor Sleep, which follows an adult Danny Torrence, revisiting this masterpiece is a must. You can also purchase the Blu-ray like I did. Plus the film has so many small easter eggs that you need to pay close attention to the point where you could watch it 10 times and interpret it differently each and every time, theories and hidden meanings that are discussed thoroughly in the documentary Room 237, which is available On-Demand and also through Amazon. So many that you very likely picked up on some while watching the film over and over or perhaps when you thought something just didn't look right. You were likely correct either way, because there is in fact so many things that don't look right that if you didn't notice them, once seeing Room 237 you'll think yourself an oblivious fool. Kubrick had such a twisted and genius mind. There are so many layers of meanings and so many "what a pervert" moments. Room 237 will literally change you, how you view The Shining, and for the better. I won't throw in any spoilers though I really want to, just see it yourself.  

Bottom line, with one of the greatest directors to ever live and a stellar cast this film is the epitome of replay-ability and still holds up to any film that has released in the last 40 years, and that is quite an accomplishment. A timeless horror classic in every sense of the word, Stanley Kubrick's The Shining will live on as a work of art that every filmmaker will aspire to, and every true film fanatic will undoubtedly add to their collection. Highly recommended.

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives

Director Tom McLoughlin

Genre Horror | Thriller

Cast Thom Mathews, Jennifer Cooke, David Kagen, C.J. Graham

Rating R

Release Date August 1st, 1986

“Tommy Jarvis goes to the graveyard to get rid of Jason Voorhees’ body once and for all, but inadvertently brings him back to life instead. The newly revived killer once again seeks revenge, and Tommy may be the only one who can defeat him.”

In an effort to mix things up a little we decided to integrate random Throwback Movie Reviews into our site content, because well, why not? Plus when you own as many Blu-ray’s as I do, replay value takes on a life of it’s own. And in honor of the fact that we will have a Friday the 13th in December this year (yupp, you read that right) as well as the fact that today is Halloween, we chose to start with a movie from our favorite slasher franchise, Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives. The poster’s tagline, “Kill or Be Killed”? How about we change it to “try and kill Jason (again) yet failing miserably, and getting yourself killed instead”.

This certainly isn’t the highest rated film in the franchise or the lowest for that matter, but it is one of my favorites for a few reasons. First of all, I absolutely love the opening sequence. Nothing better than Tommy Jarvis and his buddy fresh from the loony bin (are we still allowed to refer to it as that in 2019?) on a road trip to finally kill Jason once and for all. This is also a great PSA for not giving in to peer pressure because Tommy’s buddy wasn’t super pumped about this adventure to begin with, and of course once Tommy botches the entire thing, Jason wakes up and the buddy ends up getting murdered and that slippery Tommy Jarvis gets away. Typical.

Things really get going from here because let me just say, the only thing Jason hates more than that little bastard Tommy Jarvis is getting murdered over and over again only to come back to life more pissed off than the last time. I mean seriously, he really hates this blond-haired jean jacket wearing smart ass and he will do anything to exact his revenge. Now Tommy had what he thought was a good plan, go to the cemetery where Jason is buried and not bothering anyone might I add, and make sure he is finally dead for good this time. Meanwhile, Camp Crystal Lake has finally reopened for the next generation of bright eyed kids and horny lazy counselors. Unfortunately the grand re-opening is ruined because, yeah you guessed it, idiot Tommy leads Jason right to the camp so Jason figured he’ll murder some other unsuspecting victims along the way because well, that’s how he rolls. Now if this wasn’t enough, Tommy decides he’ll make moves on the local sheriff’s young and clearly “hell-bent on doing things to piss daddy off” daughter. I’m not sure that’s the best way to make sure law enforcement will protect you from the masked murdered on your trail Tommy but hey, worth a shot right?

Things move along as expected, the oblivious counselors get picked off one by one because apparently they prefer it that way and haven’t heard of the buddy system. You also have a pretty cool scene with the kids hiding under a bed but escaping unscathed because Jason prefers that his victims hit puberty before he murders them, which if you think about it that’s certainly one of his better qualities. The film is somewhat lacking in the “eye candy” category compared to others in the franchise, but things move along fast enough to where you can let it slide. Now after all of this commotion, Tommy takes some time to brainstorm how he could possibly piss Jason off even more. “Hmmm, I think i’ll go out on the lake in this little boat and try to recreate Jason’s childhood death which was basically the domino effect that started this entire Camp Crystal Lake nightmare”. Yet another great plan from Mr. Jarvis. Now he somehow pulls this off because Jason is basically seeing red at this point and too pissed off to think clearly, and because of that he gets a front row seat to the bottom of the lake. But as it goes with the Friday the 13th films, just as you start to accept a somewhat happy ending with at least 2 survivors, by the time the screen fades to black you know that you haven’t seen the last of Jason. One thing is for sure, Tommy better get his ass out of dodge fast because you know damn well that lake ain’t holding Jason for long.

I think it goes without saying that this was more of a funny play-by play than it was an actual review, but give me a break this movie came out 33 years ago which is well beyond the spoiler statute of limitations. Either way, this is one of my favorites in the iconic franchise so find some time to check out Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives this Halloween or any day for that matter, it’s worth it. You can even make it into a drinking game, take a shot every time Tommy does something to make things worse for everyone else. Good luck with that!

Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich

Director Sonny Laguna, Tommy Wiklund

Genre Horror

Cast Thomas Lennon, Barbara Crampton, Michael Paré, Charlyne Yi

Rating Unrated

Release Date August 17th, 2018 (Limited & On-Demand)

“All hell breaks loose when a strange force animates the puppets up for auction at a convention, setting them on a bloody killing spree that’s motivated by an evil as old as time.”

From directors Sonny Laguna and Tommy Wiklund, Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich is the latest from the cult horror franchise that burst onto the scene in 1989 with the original Puppet Master (burst may be a strong word, but it sounds kinda cool). Now these movies are FAR from perfect, but they are a guilty pleasure for fans of B-movie horror and I have always enjoyed them. It took awhile but I finally ponied up the $9.99 + tax and bought the film on Blu-ray so that I could try and relive my teenage years or whenever the hell I discovered these films (I honestly can’t remember). I will say that I do own the others in the form of a cheapo DVD collection I stumbled upon one Halloween.

First of all, Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich is not scary, I mean not at all. If the intention was for this movie to be scary, they messed up big. But with that being said, I’m not naive enough to think that was actually the intention considering the over-the-top nature of the film as a whole as well as the cast consisting mostly of actors known only for their comedic roles. As a fan of the original films, I went into this one knowing the premise and I felt like they did a good job tying in the backstory to sort of bring things full-circle. Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich essentially starts more or less at the beginning and then takes it to present day, skipping over the events of the other films for the most part, so it’s not necessarily a remake as much as it is a let’s all go see what these creepy puppets are up to even though deep down we know damn well the little bastards will likely eat your face off if given the chance.

Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich is honestly a solid film for what it is and I was pleased with it for the most part. I sort of knew what to expect so how ridiculous it was at times didn’t surprise me, but I will say it did have a few slow parts. It does stray somewhat from the formula of the other films which are darker and more on the horror spectrum, albeit corny at times due to the vast majority of no-name actors. The films are in the realm of traditional slashers, offering up an unnecessary mix of nudity (which is appreciated) and ultra-violent and gory deaths. Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich is also from the producers of Bone Tomahawk and The Meg, contributing to how absolutely ridiculous the kills can be at times. You will also find yourself laughing at some of the ridiculous puppets that were added to the lineup for this film and the way that they end the lives of their victims. The humor is also prevalent throughout keeping the tone light aside from the excessive gore factor.

I also feel the need to point out that Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich absolutely loves the beheading kills with at least 3 or more in the film if my memory serves me, one of which where the poor bastard is taking a piss only to have his head land in the toilet while somehow his body continues peeing - makes sense. Nobody is safe in this film, including children and pregnant women so proceed with caution. I was a bit disappointed that the drill head puppets didn’t come into play until the tail end, they were always one of my favorites. Overall I found Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich to be entertaining although I do prefer the creepier original films that can make your skin crawl at times. Bottom line, if you enjoy B-movie horrors, you could do much worse. It’s also worth noting that the film is rated on the “you pretty much know what to expect from it” rating scale so keep the expectations relatively grounded and you’ll be fine.

Head Count

Director Elle Callahan

Genre Horror | Mystery | Thriller

Cast Ashleigh Morghan, Isaac Jay, Bevin Bru, Tory Freeth

Rating Unrated

Release Date June 14th, 2019 (Limited)

“A group of college students on a weekend getaway accidentally summon a supernatural entity intent on using them for its deadly ritual.”

Co-written and directed by former sound editor Elle Callahan, her feature film debut, Head Count is a horror thriller that tells the story of a weekend getaway to Joshua Tree desert where some teenagers find themselves under mental and physical assault from a supernatural entity that mimics their appearances as it completes an ancient ritual. First dropping as a limited release film in select theaters, Head Count eventually made it’s way to a much broader audience via the streaming giant Netflix so I was finally able to check it out.

I must say overall I really enjoyed Head Count, putting it more in the category of slow-burn horror films that put the emphasis on the psychological element. An often overlooked aspect of horror films is quality of acting, but this style of film will easily crash and burn without it - and I am pleased to say the acting is pretty solid overall. I’m not overly familiar with the majority of the cast and one of the stars, Isaac Gray, has appeared only in short films before this. As far as I can tell most of the stars have experience on TV and in short films as well. The setting is simple yet picturesque, and I felt like the suspicious dynamic between the characters kept things interesting.

Head Count is a heck of a debut for director Elle Callahan, who has made her way into movies through the sound-editing profession. She utilizes veteran camerawork techniques throughout the film and certainly has a knack for messing with the heads of viewers a bit. I can only assume she had a hand in the sound mixing of the film itself as well as that was top notch throughout the film. She’ll better as she continues to build her resume, and according to her IMDb page she is working on another horror film about witches, so keep an eye out for that.

Head Count isn’t groundbreaking or uniquely terrifying, but it is a well-made horror film that combines tone and atmosphere to make for a some very unsettling scenes. At times it felt like The Invitation, though not quite as good, but it made you look again to make sure you actually did see what you thought you saw. I also felt that the film was paced for well and not overly long, allowing things to unfold naturally and not losing the attention of viewers. it could have been better and I was hoping it would be scarier, but if you’re looking for something dark and well made all things considered, Head Count is a solid option currently streaming on Netflix. Recommended.

Joker

Director Todd Phillips

Genre Crime | Drama | Thriller

Cast Joaquin Phoenix, Zazie Beetz, Robert De Niro, Bryan Callen

Rating R

Release Date October 4th, 2019

“A failed stand-up comedian is driven insane and becomes a psychopathic murderer.”

Co-written and directed by Todd Phillips, best known for Old School, The Hangover, and War Dogs, Joker is a dark origin story of the iconic villain not seen before on the big screen. It is a gritty character study of Arthur Fleck, a man disregarded by society, and a broader cautionary tale. The bar was set VERY high by Christopher Nolan and the late Heath Ledger, so my fingers were crossed hoping this movie was able to hold up. Obviously my ass was in the theater seat opening night, so what did I think? Well let me get into that.

Joker is no joke (witty or obnoxious?), but seriously, this is a hard-hitting entry in the DC universe and as many parents learned the hard way, this is a “leave the kids at home” theater experience. Unless of course you intend to raise your kids similar to the way I was raised, complete with a blatant disregard for banning R-rated and sometimes outright unrated films, leading to a life of questionable morals and/or values (I wish I was kidding). Joker is extremely dark, and so well-acted that it is pretty much impossible to leave the theater without taking it home with you. Director Todd Phillips is given the opportunity to work with a stellar cast, and he takes full advantage of it. Joaquin Phoenix is unreal in his role as Joker, I’m talking a Matthew McConaughey in Dallas Buyers Club type of performance, and not just because they both looked like Christian Bale in The Machinest.

Like most origin stories, things unfold rather slowly as you get to know the man who is essentially a protagonist and antagonist, causing audiences to root for someone who we know becomes a bad guy, but is clearly battling mental illness and has been essentially kicked to the curb over and over again by society. It really is a tug of war over how you feel about him and that speaks to the effectiveness of the writing. The film is also set in the 90’s allowing for a much more intimate feel than you would get if it were present day Gotham City (which is more or less New York, I guess). Joker is an emotional roller coaster that will keep you guessing right up until the end credits, leaving you teetering on whether you are team Joker or team Batman.

Joker reminded me of something that deep down I already knew, and that is the simple fact that Joaquin Phoenix is an incredible actor. At the very least he deserves a nomination for his performance come Oscar season, but taking one home will be tough considering the controversial content of the film. I mean I am having a hard time finding anything wrong with this movie, from the acting, to the directing, right to the score and the cinematography, it really does have it all. I felt uncomfortable during most of the pivotal scenes, by design of course, and I left the theater feeling like I sat through an experience more than just a 2-hour movie. I need to try and see this a second time sooner than later because of the fact that the depth of the emotion expressed by Joaquin Phoenix’s Joker is almost too much to take in the first time around. This is quality filmmaking.

I’m getting off topic for a second but I feel like it needs to be said, the pre-release backlash over the films violent content is an absolute joke, simple as that. It is nothing more than a group of pathetic losers (most of which are probably jobless with nothing better to do) throwing a hissy fit because violence makes them uncomfortable. Well guess what? WHO CARES!! I mean seriously, find a hobby like maybe knitting or bracelet making and stop trying to sabotage the film industry. You are unhappy with your lives blah blah we get it, but stop trying to take away our fun.

Above all else, Joker is the epitome of a gritty origin story, depressing and dark as all hell but an origin story nonetheless, and will send viewers home from the theater chomping at the bit to throw on Christopher Nolan’s Batman Begins as a buildup to the incredible Dark Knight films. Sadly we won’t be getting a sequel, and not just because Todd Phillips absolutely sucks at making sequels (imagine a world where we only had one The Hangover movie…), but because it’s just not necessary. Joker is absolute origin story gold and should become the benchmark for other films that dare to blend real-life issues and fantasy. Once you see this movie, you will be properly introduced to the tortured soul that is Arhur Fleck, AKA Joker. Highly Recommended.

FUN FACT: Director Todd Phillips, who broke out with the film Road Trip nearly two-decades ago and followed that up with the comedic masterpiece Old School, has made a few cameos in his films. Most will remember him as the guy who knocks on the front door in the beginning of Old School after Luke Wilson stumbles upon his wife’s infidelity, and as Wilson opens the door Phillips mutters the iconic words “I’m here for the gang bang”. Classic.

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark

Director André Øvredal

Genre Horror

Cast Zoe Margaret Colletti, Michael Garza, Austin Zajur, Gabriel Rush

Rating PG-13

Release Date August 9th, 2019

“A group of teens face their fears in order to save their lives.”

From director André Øvredal (The Autopsy of Jane Doe), Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is the feature-film adaptation of the horror children’s book series from the 1980’s. I have a vivid recollection of these books, and from the actual stories to the illustrations i always thought it was extremely creepy. My home from the jump has been that this movie would do the books justice, but it is certainly a fine line to balance considering the source material. I did really enjoy director André Øvredal’s horror film The Autopsy of Jane Doe, was he able to make me a believer yet again?!

Scary Stories to tell in the Dark was able to meet my expectations and in some ways even exceed them. I knew limitations would exist due to the PG-13 rating (it is based on “children’s books” after all), but it made the most of it. The bread and butter of the film is the costume design and the CGI, which tends to be the case in anything that Guillermo Del Toro attaches his name to. The acting is solid and most importantly it doesn’t do anything to take away from the overall value of the film.

Scary Stories to tell in the Dark is about as good as you can get when it comes to PG-13 horror movies, especially when they are based around a younger cast. Producer Guillermo Del Toro’s creativity is felt throughout which really helps the film come alive for fans of the books. The “monsters” are detailed and pretty damn scary, even though CGI is working overtime with most of them. I personally had plenty of nostalgic moments remembering a collection of books that continues to creep me out to this day. I was a little disappointed that the story that resonates with me most wasn’t in the film. I remember a story about a woman on a park bench that wore some soft of scarf or handkerchief tied around her neck. She ends up meeting someone who sits next to her and chats with her for awhile, eventually they ask her why she has that tied around her neck and she slowly begins to remove it and bam, her head falls right off her shoulders. Well I certainly wasn’t expecting that! Now sure that story wouldn’t have fit in the theme of the film necessarily, but I still wish I had seen it on the big screen. Instead the writers stuck with the stories that fit the general theme of the film and it worked.

Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark is a very effective horror film that should appeal to fans of the books as well as newcomers. Will you have nightmares for weeks to come? Probably not, but you will leave the theater satisfied and with a newfound appreciation for what was once considered a collection of children’s books. Also dare I say the collection of children’s books are much creepier than the movie because well, they are. Still, this is about as good an adaptation as fans could hope for. And people have a hard time figuring out why my generation is so screwed up, yet the writing is on the wall that’s all I am saying. Oh and it took a few days to get the face of Harold the scarecrow out of my head, that is one damn creepy ass scarecrow!! Recommended.

IT: Chapter Two

Director Andy Muschietti

Genre Horror | Thriller

Cast Bill Skarsgård, James McAvoy, Jessica Chastain, Bill Hader

Rating R

Release Date September 6th, 2019

“Twenty-seven years later, the Losers Club have grown up and moved away, until a devastating phone call brings them back.”

After two long years IT: Chapter Two is finally here, and back in the directors chair is Andy Muschietti who made his presence known in the world of horror with his 2013 film Mama based on his 2008 short film. Now we all know that the real mastermind behind this terrifying clown is the man himself, author Stephen King, and he deserves all of the praise in the world. King has been absolutely dominating the horror landscape as of late, with the IT remakes as well as Pet Sematary, now we have Doctor Sleep, the sequel to the Shining, right around the corner. So with a star-studded cast was IT: Chapter Two able to reach the very high bar set by the first film? Well let’s find out shall we.

Admittedly I was nervous about the lengthy runtime as I made my way to the theater (partly due to the fact that we have an 8-month old baby and i really didn’t want to be that guy who fell asleep during the movie) but the reality is that this day and age movies nearing the 3-hour mark is pretty common. Plus people seem to forget that the original IT was considering a miniseries clocking in at just over 3-hours. Either way, it was a non-factor so you can stop worrying about that. Right from the beginning like most of you I was bordeline giddy with the casting decisions for this film, from Jessica Chastain to James McAvoy (although admittedly I kept hearing his many characters from Split/Glass whenever he talked), down to Bill Hader, this was a stacked cast. IT: Chapter Two picks up years after the original, 27 to be exact, and brings us back to a familiar and eery Derry. A member of “The Losers” stayed behind and uncovers what he believes to be the return of the evil they thought they defeated when they were kids, enter Pennywise.

The transition from the first film to the 2nd chapter is seamless, and it helps to have the benefit of the flashbacks as well. The story continues to be engaging and emotionally driven due to the perfectly setup backstory for each character. Once again production value and the ability to set the mood is top-notch thanks to director Andy Muschietti’s eye for horror. Similar to the first film humor can be found in between the most terrifying scenes, and sometimes even taking place simultaneously. The characters each have depth to them whether we are watching a flashback to their childhood or the now adult versions of themselves. But as it should be, the real star of the show is Bill Skarsgård as Pennywise. His mannerisms combined with the next-level make-up work and a dash of CGI is just incredible. Bringing him on to this project a few years ago was a huge win that has certainly paid off.

But let’s get to the meat and potatoes of the latest film adaptation of the genius that is Stephen King, which is whether or not it’s ACTUALLY scary because I know that’s why you are here. To summarize, yes, yes it is. Now if you have read any of my reviews for horror films in the last few years (it’s a long list) you’ll know that I have become somewhat numb to horror films in general, so it is rare that a movie is able to actually scare me. With that being said, IT: Chapter Two got me pretty good and managed to cause a slight jump in my seat followed by a few legitimate chills (don’t worry, I played it cool). The film is chock full of perfectly setup scenes specifically designed to have this effect on viewers, and it will be successful more often than not. But it is also worth noting that those of you who can’t stomach real horror, if you enjoyed the first film you’ll enjoy this one as well mainly due to the humor element that provides a nice balance. But I didn’t say that once your head hits that pillow Pennywise won’t be haunting your dreams, because he will. Sleep tight.

Simply put, IT: Chapter Two was damn good. It was as about as scary as you could hope for and it was very, very funny. I think my favorite performance was given by Bill Hader, who has become an actor to watch for me since his breakout work in the HBO series Barry. Jessica Chastain took on a very important role as Beverly and she crushed it. I have hard time saying it was better than Chapter 1 from two years ago, but one film couldn’t really exist without the other so I guess it’s a pointless argument.

IT: Chapter Two is long, but it’s far from boring and that’s what matters most here. The performances are exceptional, the humor once again prevalent and well-balanced, and the talented Bill Skarsgård has somehow merged his identity with that of Pennywise the clown, and that my friends is what nightmares are made of. Get out to the theater for this one, it’s worth it. Highly recommended.

Midsommar

Director Ari Aster

Genre Drama | Horror | Mystery

Cast Florence Pugh, Will Poulter, William Jackson Harper, Jack Reynor

Rating R

Release Date July 3rd, 2019

“A young woman who reluctantly joins her boyfriend on a summer trip where things quickly go awry.”

Written and directed by Ari Aster, the man who brought us the horror hit Hereditary, Midsommar is a horror drama that tells the story of a couple who travel to Sweden to visit a rural hometown's fabled mid-summer festival. What begins as an idyllic retreat quickly devolves into an increasingly violent and bizarre competition at the hands of a pagan cult. The film is described as a summer road-trip movie enjoyed by a young woman and her boyfriend until they fall prey to a local pagan cult in Sweden.

By now the secret is out, talented writer and director Ari Aster probably pays out thousands of dollars a month on therapy (or at least he should). But, he is an extremely talented sick individual who has an eye for quality film making and the unique ability to produce a script sure to get underneath the audiences skin. Aster’s 2018 horror thriller Hereditary gave me actual chills (and still does when I think about it) and I left the theater with an uncomfortable feeling that I simply could not shake, and that is not easy to do. Due to the success of Hereditary he was able to deliver his next film Midsommar to the masses with expectations nearly through the roof. So, is he able to deliver yet again?

First and foremost, Midsommar is extremely well made and absolutely leaves an impression, but for me Hereditary was just a superior film overall. Aster was able to showcase his directorial skills with a number or gorgeous shots thanks to the films sitting, but at the end of the day he simply didn’t have as much to work with. Plus I think an advantage Hereditary had is it felt so close to home, whereas during Midsommar most of us are thinking no F’n way am I going anywhere near these maniacs (I know I was thinking that). This doesn’t mean the film is unable to get under your skin or make you feel genuinely uncomfortable (clearly a staple in this guys work), because it does. This Pagan cult BS is no joke, and I’m sure something like this is happening as I write this.

Ari Aster has something going on in that head of his and I don’t think anyone would debate that, I mean if you told me he grew up in some sort of a Pagan cult environment I would believe it. It would simply make sense. I went to see Midsommar with my lofty expectations thanks to Hereditary and I overall I was pleased, but not blown away. Similar to Hereditary things take some time to unfold, and the journey itself can feel a bit empty and boring at times, but always strange and unsettling. I was never quite sold on the relationship of the lead characters played by Florence Pugh and Jack Reynor, but I think the strain between them helps to energize the storyline as things move along. Once we get to the latter half of the film things really come together and start to put the exclamation mark on the tensions that had been boiling over for 2 hours or so and you will be thinking WTF just happened?! The payoff is strong, you just need to have patience. With that being said, don’t expect an ending with a nice bow on it either. The scene with the guy towards the end (no spoilers, don’t worry) made me legitimately appreciate the fact that I am no longer in my 20’s and playing the dating game. Nope, i’m good.

To summarize, Ari Aster is a sick minded yet uniquely talented individual and I will continue to support any project he puts his name on. Although it may not seem like it I really enjoyed Midsommar and admit it is a very well made film, I just think that the high expectations of Hereditary and the 2 1/2 hour runtime that is about 30 minutes too long, kept it from being great. But at the same time this gives me one more reason to make better decisions as far as who I decide to hang out with, or just to simply avoid any large group of people who decide that everyone wearing white is a good idea (I’ve seen The Leftovers, I know better). Either way, I’m looking forward to what Ari Aster has for us next time. Reccomended.

(Check out our review for Ari Aster’s Hereditary here http://tedtakes.com/brooklyn/2018/6/12/hereditary)

John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

Director Chad Stahelski

Genre Action | Crime | Thriller

Cast Keanu Reeves, Halle Berry, Jason Mantzoukas, Ian McShane

Rating R

Release Date  May 17th, 2019

“Super-Assassin John Wick is on the run after killing a member of the international assassin’s guild, and with a $14 million price tag on his head - he is the target of hit men and women everywhere.”

From director Chad Stahelski, the man who brought us John Wick 1 & 2, John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum brings us even deeper into the world of assassins as John Wick is on the run after killing a member of the international assassin's guild, and with a $14 million price tag on his head - he is the target of hit men and women everywhere. I have genuinely enjoyed these films with their stylistic approach and amazing stunts so can’t wait for the next chapter.

I read somewhere recently that in 3 movies John Wick has tallied a higher body count than Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers throughout their epic run - just let that sink in. John Wick is the ultimate badass, and people seem to keep forgetting that if you have an issue with him, it may be best to just walk away. Sure some may consider that a punk move, but at least it’s better than ending up with a perfectly placed bullet in your forehead. Ever since that idiot had the nerve to murder his dog in the first film Wick has been on the defensive, and to say he is resourceful would be a severe understatement. In John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum the hitman that just can’t stay retired finds himself on the run from pretty much anyone with a gun as they try to collect the price on his head.

John Wick is incredibly resourceful and he is forced to call in every last favor to try and make it out alive. The film picks up right where Chapter 2 left off and highlights action much more than actual storyline, so it is far from boring. The knife throwing scene in the beginning is absolutely jaw dropping and sets the tone for a wild ride. When it comes to the John Wick films the fight scenes and stunt work are unmatched, and somehow they seem to get better with each sequel. Between that and the great casting choices, John Wick continues to be the perfect movie for the guys to see after crushing a few beers and some hot wings - in that order.

I really enjoyed John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum and felt like I got my money’s worth, and then some. I could watch this dude drop bodies all night and sleep like a baby knowing that it is all to avenge that cute puppy his wife gave him as her dying gift. Keanu Reeves as a person has been replaced by this character, and I think he is okay with that. Judging by the ending and the success of the latest film I knew a 4th entry was a given and it has since been officially greenlit for a May 2021 release. Also Starz is working on a spinoff series for John Wick called The Continental, and early chatter is that it takes place much earlier than the films. Hopefully it’ll give us a glimpse into Wick’s career before retirement. Whether you see it in theaters or snatch this up On-Demand or on Blu-ray, John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum is a must-see. Highly recommended.

Child's Play

Director Lars Klevberg

Genre Horror

Cast Aubrey Plaza, Brian Tyree Henry, Gabriel Bateman, David Lewis

Rating R

Release Date June 21st, 2019

“A mother gives her 13-year-old son a toy doll for his birthday, unaware of its more sinister nature.”

From director Lars Klevberg, best known for his creepy horror short films, Child’s Play tells the story of a mother who gives her son a toy doll for his birthday, unaware of its more sinister nature. Originally making its debut in 1988, we are all very familiar with the Child’s Play franchise and the potty-mouthed doll known as Chucky (or at least we should be). On the surface this is a very different film for the franchise so hopefully it works out because we can’t have another horror dud, especially not a remake/re-imagining of an iconic franchise.

As I was exiting the theater the couple in front of me were discussing the movie and I overheard one of them say “yeah I mean the kills were really cool, but to me that just wasn’t Child’s Play”. First off let me just say I soon realized they were walking home in the pouring rain so an obvious number of poor life decisions may take away from their credibility. But they do have a point. The 2019 version of Child’s Play is very different for a number of reasons, but what holds the most weight is the simple fact that the crux of the Chucky origin story was completely changed. But I am okay with that. I mean sure overall I prefer the possessed by a serial killer vibe, I mean who wouldn’t?! But this is the Chucky of the future, the doll that is in full control of the very thing that runs all of our lives every single day - technology. If I were you I would practice saying “Alexa, please don’t let Chucky murder me”. Better safe than sorry.

Overall I was genuinely pleased with the new Child’s Play. It was fresh and unafraid to take a few chances, and the acting was generally very good. Most importantly it is horror film that navigates between horror and comedy really well. The film appealed to my twisted sense of humor and had me laughing out loud more than a few times, and I really liked the overall creativity and old school slasher movie feel of the kills. Even though it brings Chucky into the future, it still blends elements of old school horror dating all the way back to the mid 70’s with an epic tribute to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. 

At the end of the day this is a horror movie, but is it scary? I mean not really unless you are a little bi*** (and many of you are, just admit it). No offense of course. But seriously, were the original films actually scary? I mean sure, as a kid my older brother used to chase me around the video store with the case for Child’s Play on VHS in his hand and I would be crying hysterically for my parents, but I probably wet the bed at that time too. In my opinion this new version of Child’s Play is a lot of fun and well worth a trip to the theater for any horror fan, and I honestly hope it does well enough to deliver a sequel. Recommended. 

Pet Sematary

Director Kevin Kölsch, Dennis Widmyer

Genre Horror

Cast Jason Clarke, John Lithgow, Amy Seimetz, Lucas Lavoie

Rating R

Release Date April 5th, 2019

“Louis Creed, his wife Rachel and their two children Gage and Ellie move to a rural home where they are welcomed and enlightened about the eerie ‘Pet Sematary’ located near their home.”

From directors Kevin Kölsch and Dennis Widmyer (Starry Eyes, Holidays), Pet Sematary is a re-imagining of the 1989 Stephen King classic horror film based on King’s novel about a family that moves to Maine and discovers a Pet Sematary out behind their house built on Indian Burial Grounds. The original film scared the crap out of me as a kid, so naturally I consider it to be a fond memory during my childhood. Full disclosure, I remember being home alone and imagining that I would turn the corner and one of my pet cats that had been hit by a car and killed would be standing there covered in dirt - needless to say my parents were used to coming home with every single light in the house on.

Anticipation was high as I arrived at the theater and stocked up on popcorn and Haribo gummy bears, and as the lights dimmed and the movie finally started it did NOT disappoint. The first thing I will say is that the writers made a few significant changes to the film compared to its counterpart, but that’s not a bad thing. I won’t say much about the changes to avoid spoilers even though one of the changes is revealed in the final trailer, but I will say that after seeing the movie and doing a little research as far as why the changes were made I am on board. The biggest thing that they were able to accomplish with this film as a tribute to it’s predecessor is the ominous feel it maintains throughout - this is a horror movie through and through so you won’t be laughing during this one.

The feeling of unease is heavy throughout, and the cast consisting of veteran actor Jason Clarke in the lead role as Dr. Louis Creed fit perfectly. Fans of the original seem split on John Lithgow taking on the pivotal role of Jud, mostly due to the high bar set by the late Fred Gwynne - but rest assured Lithgow is able to hold his own. I would have liked to have seen a bit more of the relationship development between Louis and Jud, but with a runtime of just over an hour and a half it makes sense that you need to have a balance. Overall, even as a remake/re-imagining this is an entry in the horror genre that sits well above the majority of horror releases of late.

The 2019 version of Pet Sematary left this longtime fan satisfied and has me wanting to see it at least one more time to really take in all of the finer wrinkles of the film. Horror fans can feel good about snagging a ticket for this one so be sure to see it in theaters!

Us

Director Jordan Peele

Genre Horror | Thriller

Cast Winston Duke, Lupita Nyong'o, Elisabeth Moss, Anna Diop

Rating R

Release Date March 22nd, 2019

“A family’s serenity turns to chaos when a group of doppelgängers begins to terrorize them.”

Written and directed by Jordan Peele, the comedian/actor turned director who made a huge splash with his horror/thriller Get Out 2017, Us is yet another foray into a similar genre. Us tells the story of a mother and father who take their kids to their beach house expecting to enjoy time with friends, but their serenity turns to tension and chaos when some visitors arrive uninvited. Similar to the vast majority of critics and viewers alike, I really enjoyed Peele’s debut Get Out and couldn’t wait to see what he came up with next. A self-proclaimed horror fanatic, it seems we have yet another gem on our hands from this rising star. Check out our thoughts on Us below and if you did’t catch the trailer you can see that below as well!!

Did Us live up to our sky high expectations?!

I knew that Us had a steep hill to climb after Jordan Peele’s monumental success with his debut film Get Out, but lucky for viewers Peele proved that he has a few more tricks up his sleeve. Us is a tone-setter that once again highlights the talents of a skilled writer and director, a combo that can go quite a long way when combined with vision and ambition. If you’re searching for a film that will have you sitting in the parking lot for 45 minutes after the movie excitedly trying to discuss what you just watched, look no further. One thing Peele does better than anyone is to somehow give his films the general feel that politics are involved without ever feeling political, and that is a HUGE plus in my book because who really cares about politics?! At times I was confused, intrigued, tense, and downright joyful as I laughed out loud in the theater (or LOL’ed as they say). I would have to say Winston Duke, who most will remember as M’Baku in Black Panther/Avengers: Infinity War, played my favorite character overall. This guy is barely 5 years into his acting career and I think we will continue to hear his name quite a lot in the future.

The only thing that left me feeling unfulfilled about Us was the scare factor, and to be honest that is as much on me due to this darkness deep inside me that has left me unable to be scared unless you give me something like Hereditary (damn that movie is MESSED up!). Seriously though, the trailers were genuinely creepy and unnerving and the movie did have that feel often but the balance leaned towards humor more often than you are really able to in a true horror film. Now with that being said, in no way is that a knock on this film - Us is smart, creative, extremely well-written and superbly acted, and more than anything else thanks to the incredible depth within the layers of the story this is a movie you will have to see at least a few times.

Simply put, Us lives up to the sky high critic ratings you have seen plastered all over the interwebs - so what are you waiting for, get out there and see Jordan Peele’s latest hit!! Highly recommended.

Happy Death Day 2U

Director Christopher Landon

Genre Horror | Mystery | Thriller

Cast Jessica Rothe, Israel Broussard, Ruby Modine, Suraj Sharma

Rating PG-13

Release Date February 13th, 2019

“A young woman learns that dying over and over again was surprisingly easier than the dangers that lie ahead.”

Written and directed by Christopher Landon (Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones, Happy Death Day), Happy Death Day 2U is the sequel to the 2017 horror film about a college student who is forced to relive the day she is killed by a maniac over and over again. In the sequel she learns that what she went through before was nothing compared to what lies ahead. The “Groundhog Day” type theme worked well with the original film thanks to some creative writing and directing as well as a good balance between comedy and slasher style horror so I was very much looking forward to seeing this.

Happy Death Day 2U literally picks up right where the original left off, and I can confidently say that is not a bad thing. Finding ways to keep viewers engaged with the intentional use of repetition can be a difficult task, but Happy Death Day 2U sticks with the tried and true formula used by the original film and again finds ways to keep the much needed element of surprise alive and well. The sequel digs deeper into the “why is this happening” element of the story and adds some interesting wrinkles along the way (don’t worry, I will not spoil anything). Giving the writers a bit more to work with was easily my favorite part of Happy Death Day 2U - plus it’s also the perfect length at just over an hour and a half. It is clear from the beginning that everyone involved from the director, to the writers, to the cast, had a genuinely good time working on this film and it shows. Now even though this is “technically” a horror movie, just like the original, it’s far from scary - but that’s okay. When talking to people about this franchise I compare it to the Scream films and the similarities are obvious - a creepy yet sort of comical mask, and a full-fledged infusion of humor throughout. If you have a difficult time with horror movies in general because you are too much of a how should I say this, ahem wuss, rest assured when I say you could see these movies and sleep like a baby that very night.

Overall, Happy Death Day 2U is entertaining and well worth a trip to the theater especially if you’re a fan of the original. If you have yet to see Happy Death Day you absolutely want to see it before checking out the sequel - that should be obvious but sometimes it’s best to point these things out. Also, director Christopher Landon has confirmed in an interview with The Hollywood Reporter that he already has a 3rd movie in mind and has already pitched the idea to Blumhouse (the production studio behind the films). He says everyone is on board and as long as Happy Death Day 2U is a success we will in fact get another movie - also he says it will be absolutely bonkers compared to the first two films. Considering a solid Box Office turnout so far combined with a relatively meager budget, I think a 3rd film is likely.

Although it may not have the “new car smell” of the original, Happy Death Day 2U still comes recommended by your good friends at Ted Takes…

The Mule

Director Clint Eastwood

Genre Crime | Drama | Mystery

Cast Clint Eastwood, Bradley Cooper, Taissa Farmiga, Michael Peña

Rating R

Release Date December 14th, 2018

“A 90-year-old horticulturist and WWII veteran is caught transporting $3 million worth of cocaine through Michigan for a Mexican drug cartel.”

From accomplished actor turned director Clint Eastwood, The Mule is a crime drama about a 90-year-old horticulturalist and WWII veteran who gets caught transporting $3 million worth of cocaine. Eastwood is unquestionably one of the greatest actors in the history of film, but he has also proven to have a great deal of talent behind the camera with Mystic River, Million Dollar Baby, and Gran Torino, to name a few. The Mule marks Eastwood’s 40th directing credit.

Born in San Francisco in 1930, 88-year-old Dirty Harry actor turned director Clint Eastwood is the epitome of the saying "ageless". I mean just think about that for a second, this guy is on the cusp of 90 and is not only acting and directing, but he is also playing the most important role in the movie. The 6'4 actor has literally done it all in his career since he began acting in 1955 at the young age of 25. Moving into the director's chair in 1971 with the thriller Play Misty for Me, a film he also starred in, he proved his talent well beyond acting. You can basically head to the theater blindly whenever you see Clint Eastwood's name attached to the film (not counting the 2018 disaster The 15:17 to Paris).

The Mule is a true-crime drama that finds Eastwood on both sides of the camera yet again. I tried to avoid the details of the true story and made it a point to see this on opening night, and I was glad I did. At first, I wasn't sure what to think because of the role Eastwood was playing as it is drastically different from the character he portrayed in 2008's Gran Torino, and I think part of me was expecting something similar. At first glance he still has that piercing stare, but this time around he is just a friendly albeit somewhat aloof old man. I genuinely enjoyed his character as he grew on me pretty quickly, and the bizarre yet true story pulled me in right away as well. The Mule is gripping, funny, thoroughly interesting, and above all else just a damn good movie from one of the most talented guys to ever grace the big-screen. Although I wouldn’t mark this down as one of Eastwood’s greatest accomplishments, I have few criticisms. Plus let’s be honest, he set a very high bar for himself. One thing I know for sure, it is bittersweet if this is his final film. Also as a side note, big name actors Bradley Cooper and Michael Pena also star in the film but take a back seat to the real leading man.  

Whether you are a Clint Eastwood fan or just enjoy engaging true-crime stories, The Mule gets the Ted Takes stamp of approval and is well worth checking out in theaters.  

Hereditary

Director Ari Aster

Genre Drama | Horror | Mystery

Cast Toni Collette, Gabriel Byrne, Alex Wolff, Milly Shapiro

Rating R

Release Date June 8th, 2018

“When the matriarch of the Graham family passes away, her daughter’s family begins to unravel cryptic and increasingly terrifying secrets about their ancestry.”

Written and directed by Ari Aster, Hereditary is a horror drama from the reputable independent film distributor A24, known most recently for horror thrillers such as It Comes at Night and The Witch. The film follows a grieving family who while dealing with the death of their reclusive grandmother, start uncovering dark secrets from their ancestry. The cast includes Toni Collette, Gabriel Byrne, Alex Wolff, and Milly Shapiro.

Extremely well-acted and deeply disturbing, Hereditary is genuine old school horror that will not only give you chills, it will haunt your thoughts long after you leave the theater. I’ll cut to the chase and say that I absolutely LOVE horror movies, and I have ever since I was a kid. Now any true horror fan has an understanding that not all horror films are created equal, and many really should be considered more along the lines of suspense thrillers- Get Out is a good example. As much as I enjoyed Get Out, and don’t get me wrong it was a really good movie with very little to criticize, it just wasn’t a horror movie. Critics have made comparisons by calling Hereditary this generations Exorcist, and I’ll be the first to say that they really aren’t off track with that comparison. A true horror movie is supposed to make you uneasy and actually give you chills, which don’t get me wrong is a tall order for someone who watches pretty much anything and everything considered to be horror- you basically become numb after a while. Hereditary is the rare horror film that combines all of the necessary components to create an immersive experience that is as horrifying as it is traumatic. You can discredit me all you want but when the first Paranormal Activity hit theaters in 2007, similar to the impact of The Blair Witch Project, I was in my seat at the theater with head to toes chills at times because quite honestly I didn’t know what to expect. Hereditary hit me in much of the same way, and even though this is more slow burn horror with a layered storyline and characters you actually care about, it will overtake you in a similar manner.

I honestly found myself feeling genuine sympathy for this family and the circumstances they found themselves in to the point where everything felt very real to me. Hereditary seamlessly blends the inescapable reality of behind the scenes family dynamics that would be troubling to say the least if put on display for the outside world. Now I never looked away during the movie, but I had a feeling of wanting to look away while having the need to take it all in at the same time. Hereditary also adapts the formula considered to be an absolute necessity by true horror enthusiasts, which is the simple idea that generally speaking the monster is scariest in the shadows. Creating something horrifying without showing the audience too much is a difficult task but it generally pays off if successful. Hereditary is just over 2 hours which admittedly is a bit long for a horror movie, but trust me when I say that the last thing you will be doing is checking the time. The score, the cinematography, the lighting, basically the less talked about building blocks of a great film are all intact and very much prevalent in Hereditary. One of the biggest strengths of the film is the mood that is set and maintained throughout, and that simply isn’t possible without the elements I just mentioned. I would hate myself if I neglected to point out the simple fact that all that I’ve mentioned really is an incredible accomplishment considering this is the directorial debut for Ari Aster. Aster, known for his short films, also wrote the script and as far as I can tell took great pride in bringing this project to fruition, and it shows. I can't wait to see what he comes up with next.  I could sit here and rave about this fantastic horror movie for hours and as much as I enjoy hearing myself think (does that make sense?), you just need to experience it for yourself.

The cast for Hereditary is nothing short of phenomenal. Generally speaking you can make a decent horror film with an average to below average cast due to the simple fact that the impact of the film stretches well behind the performances. I’m telling you that Hereditary is not that sort of movie, and the acting in this film is exceptional from top to bottom. The cast is anchored by Toni Collette, who delivers one of her best performances to date. She is exceptional as the misunderstood mother who wants nothing more than to care for her family. Collette is underrated and underappreciated in my personal opinion, and she deserves to be considered a legit Hollywood actress. It seems at this point and time her true talent is valued more in the indie film circuit, and honestly that’s fine with me. The performances she brings to the screen are truly art in every way shape or form, so the personal touch of an independent film seems to suit her just fine. Nat Wolfe plays Collette’s teenage son and he was meant to play this role. The chemistry between the two is incredible, and their ability to exhibit raw emotion is unmatched. Most people will recognize Wolfe from his roles in a few light hearted coming-of-age comedies, but I assure you this is a very different role for him, and to me he proved himself as a legitimate acting talent. I still can't get the pain and suffering he exhibited through facial expressions and body language out of my head, it felt that real. The daughter is played by Milly Shapiro, and she is fantastic as well. Everything about the character she plays gives you an uneasy feeling, and you can tell from the jump that whatever messed up events take place, she is more than likely at the root of it all. Even though he didn’t get as much screen time, veteran actor Gabriel Byrne was perfect as the father, and was essential to the dynamic of the cast. Ann Dowd, known for Justified and The Leftovers, was also very good.

Hereditary is a fantastic horror film and true homage to a struggling genre that could use the boost. This is true horror in the vein of The Exorcist, The Shining, The Conjuring, and It Follows, to name a few. Critics have been ecstatic about Hereditary ever since its debut at The Sundance Film Festival, so after I went to see it I decided to take some time reading audience reactions. I was disappointed to find that a number of viewers unfairly criticized the film citing a weak ending or just a lack of scares in general. My question is this, what movie did these people watch?!

The bottom line is that Hereditary is a film that seamlessly blends horror and reality to the point where you will have a difficult time deciphering between the two, and that, my friends, is one heck of an accomplishment. If you consider yourself to be a true fan of horror and can comprehend the difference between a cash grab littered with jump scares and a horror movie with substance and depth, Hereditary is an experience you won’t soon forget. Go ahead and smash that piggy bank because you need to see this sooner than later- and if you’re anything like me you are already planning your second viewing. Highly recommended.

Hereditary is now streaming on Hulu. Check out the intense trailer below.

Deadpool 2

Director David Leitch

Genre Action | Adventure | Comedy

Cast Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, T.J. Miller, Josh Brolin

Rating R

Release Date May 18th, 2018

“Foul-mouthed mutant mercenary Wade Wilson (AKA. Deadpool), brings together a team of fellow mutant rogues to protect a young boy with supernatural abilities from the brutal, time-traveling cyborg, Cable.”

Directed by stuntman turned director David Leitch, who assisted on John Wick and recently directed Atomic Blonde, Deadpool 2 is the highly anticipated sequel for Marvel's foul-mouthed "superhero". The trailers were able to shed some light on the film and revealed a few additions to the cast, including Terry Crews and young New Zealand born actor Julian Dennison. Plus, the X-Force is introduced. After a ridiculous marketing campaign beginning with a trailer that was a spoof of the late and great American painter Bob Ross, Deadpool 2 is FINALLY here!! The cast includes Ryan Reynolds, Morena Baccarin, T.J. Miller, Josh Brolin, Julian Dennison, Brianna Hildebrand, Zazie Beetz, Terry Crews, and Karan Soni. 

Hilarious yet surprisingly heartfelt and unpredictable, Deadpool 2 is the well-rounded and violently satisfying sequel fans were hoping for. Deadpool supporters and newcomers alike will absolutely love this movie, simple as that. Ryan Reynolds and Wade Wilson are cut from the same cloth. This time around, Reynolds was more involved and actually co-wrote the script, ensuring viewers are treated to a plethora of hilarious and witty one-liners. Deadpool 2 definitely holds true to the R-rating with enough profanity to corrupt an entire population of do-gooders. The movie took quite a few turns I honestly didn't expect, especially when referring to the emotional depth at the heart of the backstory. For me this was much appreciated and really took things to another level. Sure the first film was dark and very real at times, but Deadpool 2 ups the ante with a difficult subject matter while maintaining its trademark comedic undertone. Wade Wilson relishes in the opportunity to "break the 4th wall" once again, and it happens early and often in Deadpool 2. The film is very much over-the-top and goofy at times, but this is clearly by design and it absolutely works. The cinematography is amazing and is leaps and bounds above the first film, with a number of shots having almost an art house film feel to them- just great attention to detail and camerawork. I talked a lot about the depth of the primary villain Thanos in my Avengers: Infinity War review, and here I am again thoroughly impressed with Cable in Deadpool 2. It's refreshing to have some complex bad guys for a change instead of the run of the mill "I want to take over the world just because" characters we are used to. Bottom line, Deadpool 2 hits the nail on the head in pretty much every category that matters and I was thoroughly entertained from start to finish.

Wade Wilson relishes in the opportunity to "break the 4th wall" once again, and it happens early and often in Deadpool 2. The film is very much over-the-top and goofy at times, but this is clearly by design and it absolutely works. The cinematography is amazing and is leaps and bounds above the first film, with a number of shots having almost an art house film feel to them- just great attention to detail and camerawork. I talked a lot about the depth of the primary villain Thanos in my Avengers: Infinity War review, and here I am again thoroughly impressed with Cable in Deadpool 2. It's refreshing to have some complex bad guys for a change instead of the run of the mill "I want to take over the world just because" characters we are used to. Bottom line, Deadpool 2 hits the nail on the head in pretty much every category that matters and I was thoroughly entertained from start to finish.

I really enjoyed the cast for Deadpool 2 from top to bottom, just a fantastic mix of talent. Make no mistake, star Ryan Reynolds is the biggest reason for the success of both Deadpool films. I can't recall an actor fully immersing himself in such a unique character to this degree, and we are all lucky he signed on to be a part of this franchise. He was literally born to play Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool and you can just feel how much he is enjoying this character. It's gotten to a point now where Ryan Reynolds as an actor is literally a culmination of all of his best comedic performances, and he is putting all of that energy into this character. Reynolds was already one of my favorite actors before he took on the role of Deadpool, but the man who has the gorgeous Blake Lively in bed next to him every night sure seems to have it all. At this point we may have to admit that Josh Brolin has cornered the market for superhero villains. I mean he was incredible in his portrayal of Thanos in Avengers: Infinity War, and without missing a beat he crushes his performance as Cable in Deadpool 2. Brolin has become a top-tier actor throughout his impressive career that began in 1985. Few people know that Brolin's on-screen debut was the cult classic The Goonies, starring alongside Sean Astin and Corey Feldman. He played the role of the tough guy known only as Brand, with his cutoff shirt and red bandana. He has been in a TON of movies since, and one of my favorites in the last 15 years is 2007's No Country for Old Men. Acting is in his blood as he followed in the footsteps of his father James Brolin, an accomplished actor who began his career in 1961 and is still acting today. Similar to his role as Thanos, Brolin adds incredible emotional depth to Cable and is the perfect portrayal of a man dealing with great pain. I really couldn't picture anyone else in this role. Brolin and Reynolds have incredible on-screen chemistry.

I was thrilled when I found out that little known actor Julian Dennison was given a starring role in Deadpool 2. A New Zealand native, Dennison is best known for his role in the coming-of-age drama Hunt for the Wilderpeople. It seems he may have indirectly found himself an in due to the fact that Thor: Ragnarok director Taika Waititi, who is also from New Zealand, directed Hunt for the Wilderpeople back in 2016. I know I keep saying this but if you have yet to see this gem of a movie- get on it! And I'm also fine with the fact that to an extent he played the exact same character in Deadpool 2- it suits him well. They got it right adding Zazie Beetz into the mix as Domino- because as my boy Justin Timberlake would say, she is "bringing sexy back". Not only is she looking damn good in this movie, she adds a much needed female presence to balance out Deadpool's endless running stream of testosterone. Remember her name because this is a female actress to watch in Hollywood, trust me on that. I also need to give a shout out to Karan Soni who plays the role of cab driver Dopinder. He was excellent in the first film so I was pleased to see he was brought back and was given even more screen time in Deadpool 2. He already had great chemistry with Reynolds but it was through the roof this time around. Give the guy an Oscar! (kidding obviously, but man is he funny).

I was looking forward to Deadpool 2 for quite some and it met my lofty expectations, and then some. This is an absolute blast and after seeing it for the first time I couldn't wait to go back and see it again (I was back within 48 hours). It is obvious that Ryan Reynolds is truly enjoying his time as Deadpool, and that feeling is passed on to viewers. People are going to try and compare Deadpool 2 and Avengers: Infinity War but that is really not a comparison you can make as these two films stand on their own two feet. I do find it interesting that hardcore Marvel fans who went to see Infinity War 3 times or more seemed okay with waiting a few days after release to see this movie, but I am NOT like them. When it comes to a Deadpool movie with Ryan Reynolds involved I will be there opening night. If you enjoyed the first film and can appreciate raunchy humor with a dash of compassion, Deadpool 2 is a movie you need to see as soon as possible. I heard a rumor that the Blu-ray version may release with an additional 30 minutes of footage so I plan on picking that up on day one as well. Highly recommended.

Avengers: Infinity War

Director Anthony Russo, Joe Russo

Genre Action | Adventure | Fantasy

Cast Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Robert Downey Jr.

Rating PG-13

Release Date April 27th, 2018

“The Avengers and their allies must be willing to sacrifice all in an attempt to defeat the powerful Thanos before his blitz of devastation and ruin puts an end to the universe.”

Avengers: Infinity War is easily one of the most anticipated films of the decade, and serves as the ultimate culmination for Marvel superheroes to date. Captain America: Civil War directors Anthony and Joe Russo return to the helm with a plethora of talent to work with, so it should come as no surprise that Infinity War broke the pre-sale record set by Black Panther in less than 6 hours. The cast includes Chris Evans, Scarlett Johansson, Chris Hemsworth, Robert Downey Jr., Benedict Cumberbatch, Mark Ruffalo, Chadwick Boseman, Jeremy Renner, and Josh Brolin (to name a few).

Shattering records and blowing up the box office as the biggest movie of the year, Avengers: Infinity War is a powerhouse of a film that will both thoroughly entertain and stun Marvel fans. The anticipation for this movie was palpable- with fans shuffling into their seats all sharing the same level of excitement and nervous energy- fans have been waiting a long time to see all their favorite superheroes on-screen at the same time. Granted Captain America: Civil War helped to scratch that itch, but this was surely the culmination of the Marvel films that have released in the last couple years. I’m not a comic book fanatic but I am a HUGE Marvel guy, and admittedly as of late my allegiances have fallen to Captain America. Nonetheless, I was hyped for Avengers: Infinity War and it did NOT disappoint! This movie may have been the fastest two and a half hours of my life because it absolutely flew by, and I was like a kid in a candy store the entire time. I realize that some people tend to bash the abundance of humor prevalent in the majority of Marvel films as of late, but I honestly feel like the banter keeps the film on an even keel. Even though this is easily one of the more intense Marvel films, the balance between humor and drama is really spot on. I refuse to spoil anything but each and every superhero and group of superheroes in the film deserve a pat on the back, it really was a collective effort.

Chris Hemsworth, better known as Thor, is fresh off the Taiki Waititi directed Thor: Ragnarok and he continues his reign of humor in Avengers: Infinity War. I may be somewhat biased as a huge fan of New Zealand native Waititi and pretty much anything he touches, but I LOVED Thor: Ragnarok and really enjoyed the fun and hilarious tone held throughout. Waititi insisted that Hemsworth had been restricted as far as his comedic abilities and he was right- this guy has perfect comedic timing. Now add in Chris Pratt’s Peter Quill/Star-Lord, and you get banter that easily rivals that of Captain America and Iron Man. Once again, I won’t give anything away but the battle for masculine supremacy between these two is just too good.  Now, moving on to the darker side of Avengers: Infinity War. In my personal opinion, Thanos is easily one of the best movie villains in recent memory, and I’m not just talking about superhero movies. Played by talented actor Josh Brolin, he is much more than your prototypical “I want to take over the world” bad guy. Sure ultimately his goals are similar, but where Thanos separates himself is the incredible depth of his character, which is a credit to the writers as well as Brolin himself. I was conflicted as to my feelings towards Thanos- on one hand it was a simple determination, he is a bad guy and wants to end the lives of all my favorite superheroes, to that end sure I despise him. Things get interesting as his intentions and beliefs are explained, and in some strange way I found his beliefs to be compelling. More than anything else, Thanos has a heart and his ability to show emotion is on the forefront of Avengers: Infinity War. I could go on forever but I don’t want to bore you with my childlike giddiness surrounding Avengers: Infinity War- instead I will reiterate the simple fact that this is entertainment at it’s finest and Marvel fans should feel lucky to experience cinematic brilliance such as this time and time again.

Is it possible to break down the cast for Avengers: Infinity War?! I mean honestly, to say it is stacked with talent would be a severe understatement. Instead of trying to break down each and every actor’s individual performance, I will try and break things down as a group. Similar to Captain America: Civil War, a number of superheroes crossed paths with each other for the first time, and I really relished these moments. We all have our reasons for preferring one actor/superhero over the other, but Avengers: Infinity War places a strong emphasis on the initial interactions between each superhero and they are all AMAZING. My two favorites without question are Iron Man and Doctor Strange crossing paths for the first time. Robert Downey Jr. has been absolutely crushing it as Tony Stark/Iron Man for quite some time and there is a reason why he is the highest paid actor. Benedict Cumberbatch stepped into the role of Doctor Strange not long ago and he fit right in. As two egomaniacs who were/are at the top of their respective “professions”, the interactions between these two are priceless.

Josh Brolin is incredible as Thanos, first making his debut as the muscle bound bad guy in Guardians of the Galaxy. The veteran actor has been making his mark in films since his debut in the 1985 cult classic Goonies, which initially released when I was a year and a half old (Wow, that is crazy!). Brolin has built himself one heck of a career earning himself an Academy Award for his role in the drama Milk (2009). For me one of his best films is the intense crime drama No Country for Old Men, absolutely incredible. Brolin is a force in Hollywood and was undoubtedly the right choice for Thanos. We will be seeing him again soon as Cable in Deadpool 2- man he is a busy guy. Now as I alluded to earlier on, my favorite interaction is between the two Chris’, Hemsworth and Pratt. If you can watch the first interaction between these two with a straight face, you have some serious issues in the sense of humor department. Like really, get that checked out. Seriously though, the cast for Avengers: Infinity War is basically a red carpet rollout at a huge Hollywood premiere, and each and every actor/actress did their part and then some.

Avengers: Infinity War is full of humor, emotion, and an unlimited supply of star power. The Russo brothers are incredible in the director’s chair yet again, with another record breaking addition to the Marvel franchise. Avengers: Infinity War will leave the entire theater speechless after what unfolds in the final moments of the film, but just remember part 2 is only a year away. Plus we have some other fantastic Marvel films to look forward to including Ant Man and The Wasp, Captain Marvel, Deadpool 2, etc. Steer clear of social media and be sure to get to the theater as soon as possible before the big moments of the film are ruined for you. Highly recommended.

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A Quiet Place

Director John Krasinski

Genre Drama | Horror | Thriller

Cast Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Noah Jupe, Millicent Simmonds

Rating PG-13

Release Date April 6th, 2018

“A family lives an isolated existence in utter silence, for fear of an unknown threat that follows and attacks at any sound.”

From actor turned director John Krasinski, who has two directorial credits on his resume thus far, A Quiet Place is a horror thriller about a family forced to live in silence as a way to survive in a very dangerous world. The film is produced by Michael Bay’s company Platinum Dunes. The full cast includes Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Noah Jupe, and Millicent Simmonds.

Thrilling, beautifully shot, and incredibly immersive, A Quiet Place is a unique experience and one heck of a feature-film debut for actor/director John Krasinski. I arrived at the theater with sky high expectations thanks to early critic impressions, and I am pleased to say that I was not disappointed. Falling more in line with the thriller genre while also including a perfect blend of horror, A Quiet Place invites you into a world where each and every moment could be your last. I loved this movie, and more than anything else it begs to be seen multiple times in order to truly appreciate everything it has to offer. This is what I consider to be outside the box thinking in terms of premise and overall feel for the viewers, something that is rarely seen in films today.

A Quiet Place hits you hard and fast, forcing you to hesitate when reaching for that noisy popcorn or snack (and I paid good money for that popcorn!) But seriously, the tone is set immediately, and viewers find themselves focused on silence almost as much as the characters on screen. I also need to point out the fact that the cinematography and score was a huge contributing factor to the tense mood found throughout the film. The story was originally written by Bryan Woods and Scott Peck, and the duo didn’t expect anywhere near the success that they fell into with it. During an interview, director John Krasinski confirmed that the studio had considered adding A Quiet Place as an extension of the Cloverfield films, but eventually decided otherwise. Krasinski was pleased that the film had an opportunity to pave its own way- and boy did it do just that. Simple yet intriguing at the same time, the premise and overall identity of A Quiet Place will stay with you well beyond the theater.

The cast for A Quiet Place is absolutely perfect, I mean what more could you ask for? Lead by director John Krasinski and the beautiful Emily Blunt, a couple that are married in real-life, the talent is through the roof. I dare to say Krasinski and Blunt are Hollywood’s new power couple- at the very least they stand neck and neck with Ryan Reynolds and the majestically gorgeous Blake Lively. Blunt is extremely talented and has proven she can play a variety of roles throughout her career. I will say that she seems to be selective with the roles she takes on, so far totaling only 42 acting credits, which doesn't seem like a lot. I like pretty much all of her movies but a few of my favorites from her within the past 5 or 6 years would be Looper, Edge of Tomorrow (she is incredibly badass in this), and the cartel thriller Sicario. If Emily Blunt is in a lead role, you can generally rest easy knowing the movie will be worth seeing in theaters.

To say Krasinski has come a long way since The Office would be quite an understatement. Sure, The Office is one of the best sitcoms in recent memory, and his character in the show is the fun loving goofball that everyone hopes gets the girl. Fast forward to his role in 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi, and dude has become a legit badass. Now he is trying his hand at directing and acting and finding incredible success on both fronts so far. The supporting cast deserves its kudos including Noah Jupe, who recently starred in the drama Wonder. He is a very talented young man who has a bright future ahead of him. Millicent Simmonds plays the oldest sibling in the film, and she is quite the success story. Simmonds has been deaf since infancy due to a medication overdose, but she is determined to make herself known in Hollywood.  A Quiet Place is only her second role in film, her first being Wonderstruck (2017). I really hope she continues to get opportunities to build on her career.

A Quiet Place is incredibly original and my eyes were glued to the screen from start to finish. This is one of the best edge-of-your-seat thrillers in recent memory, and I am honestly hard pressed to point out anything I didn’t like about it. John Krasinski has proven that not only does he deserve his place in the director's chair, he is a true dual-threat- and I hope he continues to bless us with his abilities. I can’t wait to see what he comes up with next. Now I will leave you with a bit of good news, Paramount has already confirmed a sequel is in the works. So what are you waiting for?! Go see A Quiet Place!! Highly recommended.

Super Troopers 2

Director Jay Chandrasekhar

Genre Comedy | Crime | Mystery

Cast Brian Cox, Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme

Rating R

Release Date April 20th, 2018

“When a border dispute arises between the U.S. and Canada, the Super Troopers are tasked with establishing a Highway Patrol station in the disputed area.”

Co-written and directed by Jay Chandrasekhar (Super Troopers, Dukes of Hazzard, Beer Fest), who also stars in both films, Super Troopers 2 is the follow-up to the 2001 film that quickly became a cult classic. Super Troopers embraced the goofy over the top mentality and it worked extremely well. Fans have been clamoring for a sequel for what seems like an eternity and the time has finally come. The cast includes Brian Cox, Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, and Steve Lemme, Rob Lowe, and Tyler Labine. 

Gimmicky and severely outdated, Super Troopers 2 relies heavily on nostalgia and under the influence viewers- yet still falls on its face. I did my due diligence and consumed the necessary amount of beer prior to my arrival at the local movie theater, yet I was still disappointed. I was a huge fan of the original Super Troopers- I mean sure it was goofy and over-the-top, but it was fun and entertaining. Let’s face the facts, 2001 was a VERY different time. I was a sophomore in high school jacked up on Code Red Mountain Dew, spending the vast majority of my free time eating chips and dip and playing Madden for hours on end. That was my life, and I thought Super Troopers was EPIC. Fast forward 17 years (Wow, that is crazy to put in perspective!) and needless to say, times have changed a bit. The gags that worked back then are simply played out and really not all that effective anymore. Super Troopers 2 had some funny parts, but they were few and far between, and most of the bargain basement gags were dragged on WAYYYYYYY too long.

And just to give you a clear vision of my Super Troopers 2 experience, the entire theater smelled like they just ran over a skunk (yes, I know what that means), and on the way out of the theater I was impressed by the fact that some of them were still able to navigate their way out even though their eyes were literally completely closed. Now to touch on my next point, the aforementioned “target audience” lost their minds during the dumbest scenes in the film. I mean really?! WTF did they find to be so funny? Full disclosure, I lost some faith in humanity that night. To get back on track, the writing felt painfully lazy and I truly believe I could have put together a better script in 2 hours, maybe 3. Where was all of the controversy?! I expected the film to push the envelope at times considering today’s climate, but that was really non-existent. Sure, they made fun of Canada every chance they got, but who really cares about Canada to the point where it’s groundbreaking to crack a few jokes about how much they love hockey and real maple syrup on their pancakes? I just don’t get it. Perhaps my expectations were too high (I really didn’t expect that much), but honestly all I wanted to see was a continuation of the first film. Super Troopers 2 tried to take things in another direction, and I myself was very disappointed.

The cast for Super Troopers 2 is clearly the biggest strength of the film and the primary reason why fans and casual viewers made their way to the theater. The cast from the original returns for the sequel, including Brian Cox, Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, and Steve Lemme. A few notable additions include Rob Lowe and Tyler Labine, a veteran actor who has flown mostly under the radar. Now, in no way shape or form do I blame the cast for this disappointing sequel, because I do feel like they were energic and really did their best. The fact of the matter is they simply weren’t given the tools to succeed. I guess that really is a tale as old as time right? Fans will welcome the return of Mac, Rabbit, Thorny, Foster, and last but not least the fat dummy Farva. I just wish we had the chance to see what this crew was really capable of. Rob Lowe was a nice addition and did add to the humor on the Canadian side of things, but when it was all said and done the actors at their disposal simply weren’t used properly.

Super Troopers 2 is absolutely a letdown after a long wait for a sequel that really should have come out years ago, and that fact is simple undeniable. Perhaps viewers that walk into the theater not really expecting much may leave fulfilled, but then again maybe not. So why are we spending gas money and buying overpriced tickets if the film is direct-to-Netflix at best? I watched Game Over, Man! on Netflix recently which is essentially the movie version of Workaholics, and the quality level is pretty much on par. Super Troopers 2 may be worth a trip to the theater for hardcore fans but others should wait for the rental- trust me, you won’t be missing much. When it hits Blu-ray/DVD maybe I will go out on a limb and grab a 12 pack of Code Red and some chips and dip and see what happens, couldn’t hurt right? Uh, on second thought, maybe not. I’ll just end up playing Madden all night instead.