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Argylle

January 28, 2024

Argylle is an upcoming spy action comedy film directed and produced by Matthew Vaughn (Kick-Ass, Kingsman: The Secret Service), and written by Jason Fuchs. The film features an ensemble cast that includes Henry Cavill (Man of Steel, Mission: Impossible - Fallout), Bryce Dallas Howard (Spider-Man 3, Jurassic World), Sam Rockwell (Jojo Rabbit, Iron Man 2), Bryan Cranston (Breaking Bad, Asteroid City), Catherine O'Hara (Home Alone, Schitt’s Creek), Dua Lipa (Barbie), Ariana DeBose (West Side Story), John Cena (Bumblebee, The Suicide Squad), and Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction, Avengers: Endgame).

Elly Conway (Bryce Dallas Howard), an introverted spy novelist who seldom leaves her home, is drawn into the real world of espionage when the plots of her books get a little too close to the activities of a sinister underground syndicate. When Aiden (Sam Rockwell), a spy, shows up to save her (he says) from being kidnapped or killed (or both), Elly and her beloved cat Alfie are plunged into a covert world where nothing, and no one, is what it seems.

Argylle is scheduled to be released in the United States on February 2, 2024, by Universal Pictures theatrically, and on Apple TV+ at an undetermined date. Watch the official trailer below.

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Orion and the Dark

January 28, 2024

Orion and the Dark is a 2024 animated fantasy adventure comedy film directed by Sean Charmatz (in his feature directorial debut) and written by Charlie Kaufman, based on the award-winning children's book of the same name by Emma Yarlett. The film is produced by DreamWorks Animation.

Orion seems a lot like your average elementary school kid, shy, un-assuming, harboring a secret crush. But underneath his seemingly normal exterior, Orion is a very anxious boy, completely consumed by irrational fears of bees, dogs, the ocean, cell-phone waves, murderous gutter clowns and even falling off of a cliff. But of all his fears, the thing he's the most afraid of is what he confronts on a nightly basis: the Dark. 

Orion and the Dark is set to debut February 2nd only on Netflix. Watch the official trailer below.

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Mr. & Mrs. Smith

January 28, 2024

Mr. & Mrs. Smith is a 2024 spy comedy television series created by Francesca Sloane and Donald Glover, based on the 2005 film of the same name.

Two lonely strangers land a job working for a mysterious spy agency that offers them a glorious life of espionage, wealth, world travels and a dream brownstone in Manhattan. The catch: new identities in an arranged marriage as Mr. & Mrs. John and Jane Smith. Now hitched, John and Jane navigate a high risk mission every week while also facing a new relationship milestone. Their complex cover story becomes even more complicated when they catch real feelings for each other. What’s riskier, espionage or marriage?

The cast includes Donald Glover, Maya Erskine, Michaela Coel, John Turturro, and Paul Dano.

Mr. & Mrs. Smith is set to debut February 2nd, only on Prime Video. Watch the official trailer below.

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The Promised Land

January 28, 2024

The Promised Land is a 2024 period drama directed by Nikolaj Arcel, from a screenplay by Anders Thomas Jensen and Arcel.

In 18th century Denmark, Captain Ludvig Kahlen (Mads Mikkelsen) – a proud, ambitious, but impoverished war hero -- sets out to tame a vast, uninhabitable land on which seemingly nothing can grow. He seeks to start farming crops, build a colony in the name of the King, and gain a noble title for himself. This beautiful but forbidding area also happens to be under the rule of the merciless Frederik De Schinkel, a preening nobleman who realizes the threat Kahlen represents to his power.

The cast includes Mads Mikkelsen, Amanda Collin, Gustav Lindh, and Melina Hagberg.

The Promised Land is set to debut in theaters February 2nd, courtesy of Magnolia Pictures & Magnet Releasing. Watch the official trailer below.

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Jungle Bunch: Operation Meltdown

January 28, 2024

Jungle Bunch: Operation Meltdown is a 2024 animated family film co-directed by Laurent Bru, Yannick Moulin, and Benoît Somville, from a story by David Alaux, Eric Tosti, Jean-François Tosti, and Éric Tosti.

The Jungle Bunch is on the case! When their jungle falls sick to a mysterious illness there’s no time to waste. Join our heroes as they search far and wide for the antidote, meeting new friends and facing down dangerous enemies along the way. Will they make it back in time to save their home?

The cast of voice actors includes Gauthier Battoue, Paul Borne, Wyatt Bowen, Philippe Bozo, and Pascal Casanova.

Jungle Bunch: Operation Meltdown is set to debut in theaters February 2nd, courtesy of Viva Pictures. Watch the official trailer below.

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Scrambled

January 28, 2024

Scrambled is a 2023 coming-of-age comedy drama film written, directed and starring Leah McKendrick. The film had its world premiere at the South by Southwest film festival on March 11th, 2023.

Quintessential eternal bridesmaid Nellie Robinson (Leah McKendrick) constantly finds herself between weddings, baby showers, and bad dates. When she begins to feel like the clock is ticking and is faced with bleak romantic prospects, Nellie decides to freeze her eggs — setting her on an empowering journey to a brave new world where she ultimately discovers “the one” she’s looking for might be herself.

The cast includes Leah McKendrick, Ego Nwodim, Andrew Santino, Adam Rodriguez, Laura Cerón, and Clancy Brown.

Scrambled is set to debut in theaters February 2nd, courtesy of Lionsgate. Watch the official trailer below.

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Pam & Tommy

January 30, 2022

Pam & Tommy is a 2022 biographical drama miniseries based on Mötley Crüe drummer Tommy Lee and actress Pamela Anderson’s whirlwind romance that started with them marrying after only knowing each other for 96 hours in 1995. The story centers around a sex tape from the couples honeymoon that is stolen and leaked to the public.

Directed by Craig Gillespie with Robert D. Siegel serving as showrunner, the series is based on the Rolling Stone article Pam and Tommy: The Untold Story of the World’s Most Infamous Sex Tape, from L.A. based journalist Amanda Chicago Lewis, who also serves as a writer for the series.

The cast includes Lily James and Sebastian Stan as Anderson and Lee, and also stars Nick Offerman, Seth Rogen, Taylor Schilling (Orange is the New Black), and Andrew Dice Clay.

Pam & Tommy, an eight-episode series, is scheduled to debut on Hulu February 2nd, 2022. Watch the official trailers below.

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Braven

July 16, 2016

Director Lin Oeding

Genre Action | Drama

Cast Jason Momoa, Stephen Lang, Zahn McClarnon, Garret Dillahunt

Rating R

Release Date February 2nd, 2018 (Limited)

“A logger defends his family from a group of dangerous drug runners.”

The directorial debut for stunt coordinator Lin Oeding, who worked on hit films like Inception, The Equalizer, and Spider-Man: Homecoming, Braven is an action drama about a man going to any length to protect his family. The cast includes Jason Momoa, Stephen Lang, Zahn McClarnon, and Garret Dillahunt. Check out the official trailer below!!

Ted Takes Fun Facts, Braven:

  • Steven Lang and Jason Manoa played antagonists in the Conan the Barbarian reboot
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Altered Carbon

July 16, 2016

Genre Drama | Sci-Fi | Thriller

Cast Joel Kinnaman, Martha Higareda, James Purefoy, Martha Higareda

Rating Unrated

Series Premiere February 2nd, 2018 (Netflix)

“Set in a future where consciousness is digitized and stored, a prisoner returns to life in a new body and must solve a mind-bending murder to win his freedom.”

A Netflix exclusive, Altered Carbon is a sci-fi drama set in a future where consciousness is digitized and stored. A prison returns to life in a new body and must solve a mind-bending murder to earn his freedom. The cast includes Joel Kinnaman, Martha Higareda, James Purefoy, and Martha Higareda. Check out the official trailer below!!

Ted Takes Fun Facts, Altered Carbon:

  • Based on the book by Richard Morgan.
  • Joel Kinnaman and Kristin Lehman both starred in "The Killing".
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Scorched Earth

July 16, 2016

Director Peter Howitt

Genre Action | Sci-Fi

Cast Gina Carano, Ryan Robbins, John Hannah, Dean S. Jagger

Rating R

Release Date February 2nd, 2018 (Limited & On-Demand)

“A bounty hunter named Atticus Gage tracks down criminals in a post-apocalyptic Earth.”

From director Peter Howitt, Scorched Earth is film about a bounty hunter tracking down criminals in a post-apocalyptic Earth. Sounds pretty ridiculous right? Well add in trained mixed martial artist Gina Carano as said bounty hunter along with a R rating and you just may have something entertaining on your hands. The cast includes Gina Carano, Ryan Robbins, John Hannah, and Dean S. Jagger. Check out the official trailer below!!

Ted Takes Fun Facts, Scorched Earth:

  • The lead character was originally intended to be male, with Sean Bean the first choice to play the role. The screenplay was later rewritten with a female protagonist, and Gina Carano was cast. 
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