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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

October 19, 2025

IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU is a 2025 psychological dark comedy drama film written and directed by Mary Bronstein. It had its world premiere at the 2025 Sundance Film Festival on January 24th, 2025.

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

The cast includes Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald, Christian Slater, and A$AP Rocky.

IF I HAD LEGS I’D KICK YOU is set to debut in theaters October 10th, courtesy of A24. Watch the official trailer below.

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