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The Magnificent Seven

April 5, 2016

Director Antoine Fuqua

Genre Action | Western

Cast Denzel Washington, Chris Pratt, Haley Bennett, Vincent D'Onofrio

Rating PG-13

Release Date September 23rd, 2016

“Seven gun men in the old west gradually come together to help a poor village against savage thieves.”
“Director Antoine Fuqua brings his modern vision to a classic story in The Magnificent Seven. With the town of Rose Creek under the deadly control of industrialist Bartholomew Bogue, the desperate townspeople employ protection from seven outlaws, bounty hunters, gamblers and hired guns. As they prepare the town for the violent showdown that they know is coming, these seven mercenaries find themselves fighting for more than money.”

Need more? Check out the action-packed official trailer #2 below.

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Storks

April 5, 2016

Director Nicholas Stoller, Doug Sweetland

Genre Animation | Comedy | Family

Cast Andy Samberg, Jennifer Aniston, Ty Burrell, Kelsey Grammar

Rating PG

Release Date September 23rd, 2016

“Storks have moved on from delivering babies to packages. But when an order for a baby appears, the best delivery stork must scramble to fix the error by delivering the baby.”
“Storks deliver babies...or at least they used to. Now they deliver packages for global internet giant Cornerstore.com. Junior, the company’s top delivery stork, is about to be promoted when he accidentally activates the Baby Making Machine, producing an adorable and wholly unauthorized baby girl. Desperate to deliver this bundle of trouble before the boss gets wise, Junior and his friend Tulip, the only human on Stork Mountain, race to make their first-ever baby drop - in a wild and revealing journey that could make more than one family whole and restore the storks’ true mission in the world”
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Goat

April 5, 2016

Director Andrew Neel

Genre Drama

Cast Ben Schetzer, Nick Jonas, Gus Halper, Danny Flaherty

Rating R

Release Date September 23rd, 2016

“Reeling from a terrifying assault, a 19 year-old boy enrolls into college with his brother and pledges the same fraternity. What happens there, in the name of “brotherhood,” tests the boy and his loyalty to his brother in brutal ways.”

Directed by Andrew Neel, Goat is a feature-film focusing on the dark side of fraternity hazing which continues to take place on college campuses nationwide. The film stars Ben Schetzer, Nick Jonas, Gus Halper, and Danny Flaherty. Check out the trailer below.

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My Blind Brother

April 5, 2016

Director Sophie Goodhart

Genre Comedy | Drama | Romance

Cast Jenny Slate, Zoe Kazan, Adam Scott, Nick Kroll

Rating R

Release Date September 19th, 2016

“The rivalry between two brothers reaches a fever pitch during a charity swim competition.”

My Blind Brother is directed by Sophie Goodhart and has an all-star comedic cast including Jenny Slate, Zoe Kazan, Adam Scott, and Nick Kroll. Check out the official trailer below. 

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The Dressmaker

April 5, 2016

Director Jocelyn Moorhouse

Genre Drama

Cast Kate Winslet, Liam Hemsworth, Hugo Weaving, Sarah Snook

Rating R

Release Date September 23rd, 2016

“A glamorous woman returns to her small town in rural Australia. With her sewing machine and haute couture style, she transforms the women and exacts sweet revenge on those who did her wrong.”
“Based on Rosalie Ham’s best selling novel, The Dressmaker is the story of femme fatale Tilly Dunnage who returns to her small home town in the country to right the wrongs of the past. A stylish drama with comic undertones about love, revenge and haute couture.”
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Closet Monster

April 5, 2016

Director Stephen Dunn

Genre Drama

Cast Aaron Abrams, Jack Fulton, Joanne Kelly, Isabella Rossellini

Rating Unrated

Release Date September 23rd, 2016 (Limited)

“A creative and driven teenager is desperate to escape his hometown and the haunting memories of his turbulent childhood.”

Directed by indie film director Stephen Dunn who is making a name for himself, the critically acclaimed film Closet Monster stars Aaron Abrams, Jack Fulton, Joanne Kelly, and Isabella Rossellini. Check out the trailer below.

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Blair Witch

April 4, 2016

Director Adam Wingard

Genre Horror | Thriller

Cast Corbin Reid, Wes Robinson, Valorie Curry, James Allen McCune

Rating R

Release Date September 16th, 2016

“After discovering a video showing what he believes to be his sister’s experiences in the demonic woods of the Blair Witch, James and a group of friends head to the forest in search of his lost sibling.”

Directed by Adam Wingard, the man behind other successful horror thrillers including V/H/S 1 & 2, You're Next, and The Guest, Blair Witch looks to be somewhat of a re-imagining of the highly successful 1999 sleeper hit The Blair Witch Project, which was made with pennies (not literally but close) and grossed over 47 million dollars. Initially titled The Woods, at Comic Con it was revealed that the film would be the 3rd installment of the Blair Witch films. The cast includes Corbin Reid, Wes Robinson, Volerie Curry, and Callie Hernandez. In a time where people are overly skeptical of sequels for good reason, I am unsure as to what I should be expecting from Blair Witch. On the plus side the trailer looks very intriguing, check out the initial teaser trailer as well as the trailer released at Comic Con below.

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Bridget Jones's Baby

April 4, 2016

Director Sharon Maguire

Genre Comedy | Romance

Cast Renee Zellweger, Patrick Dempsey, Colin Firth, Emma Thompson

Rating R

Release Date September 16th, 2016

“The continuing adventures of British publishing executive Bridget Jones as she enters her 40s.”

Bridget Jones's Baby is directed by Sharon Maguire, who also directed the original 2001 film Bridget Jones's Diary. The film stars Renee Zellweger, Patrick Dempsey, Colin Firth, and Emma Thompson. Check out the trailer below.

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