Stumptown

Genre Drama

Cast Cobie Smulders, Jake Johnson, Michael Ealy, Camryn Manheim

Rating Unrated

Series Premiere  Wednesday September 25th, 2019 (ABC)

“A sharp-witted army veteran becomes a private investigator in Portland, Oregon, where she takes care of her brother.”

Stumptown is a drama series based on the comic book of the same name from Greg Rucka, and follows A sharp-witted army veteran who becomes a private investigator in Portland, Oregon, where she takes care of her brother. Check out the official trailers below!!

A Million Little Things: Season 2

Genre Comedy | Drama

Cast David Giuntoli, Lizzy Greene, Romany Malco, Allison Miller

Rating TV-14

Season Premiere September 26th, 2019 9:00 PM EST (ABC)

“A group of friends become motivated to living fuller lives after the unexpected death of a close friend.”

From creator David Nash, A Million Little Things is a comedy drama about a group of friends who become motivated to live more meaningful lives after the unexpected death of a close friend. The new ABC series premiered last year and is returning for it’s sophomore season on September 26th. As a fan of This Is Us I really enjoyed the first season and felt that it had an impressive mix of quality writing and top-tier acting. Check out the official trailer below!!

The Death of Dick Long

Director Daniel Scheinert

Genre Comedy | Crime | Drama

Cast Michael Abbott Jr., Virginia Newcomb, Andre Hyland, Sarah Baker

Rating R

Release Date  September 27th, 2019 (Limited)

“Dick died last night, and Zeke and Earl don’t want anybody finding out how. That’s too bad though, cause news travels fast in small-town Alabama.”

From creative director Daniel Scheinert, the man behind Swiss Army Man, The Death of Dick Long is described as a backwoods noir style film which seems to fit perfectly. Dick died last night, and Zeke and Earl don't want anybody finding out how. That's too bad though, cause news travels fast in small-town Alabama. Check out the official trailer below!!

Ted Takes Fun Facts, The Death of Dick Long:

• Andy Hull and Robert McDowell are both members of the band Manchester Orchestra, and also composed the music for Daniel Scheinert's Swiss Army Man.

Emergence

Genre Drama

Cast Allison Tolman, Alexa Swinton, Clancy Brown, Donald Fainton

Rating Unrated

Series Premiere Tuesday September 24th, 2019 10:00 PM EST (ABC)

“A sheriff investigates a case involving a young child found near the site of a mysterious accident.”

Starring Allison Tolman, Emergence tells the story of Jo, a police chief, who takes in a young child she finds near the site of a mysterious accident, she soon discovers the girl has no memory of what has happened or who she is. The investigation into the history that led up to the accident -- and questions as to how and why it happened -- draws the woman into a conspiracy larger than she ever imagined, with the child's identity at the center of it.

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia : S14

Genre Comedy

Cast Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob McElhenney, Kaitlin Olson

Rating TV-MA

Series Premiere September 25th, 2019 (FXX)

“Five friends with big egos and slightly arrogant attitudes are the proprietors of an Irish pub in Philadelphia.”

Love it or hate it, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is an AMAZINGLY raunchy and ridiculous show - and I will be watching every single episode. If you have been living under a rock for the past decade and a half the show centers around five friends with big egos and slightly arrogant attitudes who are the proprietors of an Irish pub in Philadelphia. Check out the official trailer for the new season below!!

Ted Takes Fun Facts, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia:

• Was almost cancelled after its first season, but renewed at the last minute when FX executives decided to give it room to grow. It has gone from the brink of cancellation, to being one of the highest rated and most popular shows on FX, and when the fourteenth scheduled season ends, it will be tied for longest running live-action American comedy series.

• Creator and star Rob McElhenney and co-star Kaitlin Olson, who play Mac and Dee, got married in 2008. They have two children.

The Day Shall Come

Director Christopher Morris

Genre Comedy

Cast Anna Kendrick, Danielle Brooks, Marchánt Davis, Denis O’Hare

Rating Unrated

Release Date September 27th, 2019

“An impoverished preacher who brings hope to the Miami projects is offered cash to save his family from eviction. He has no idea his sponsor works for the FBI who plan to turn him into a criminal by fueling his madcap revolutionary dreams.”

From director Christopher Morris (Four Lions), The Day Shall Come is a satire that tells the story of an impoverished preacher who brings hope to the Miami projects who is offered cash to save his family from eviction. He has no idea his sponsor works for the FBI who plan to turn him into a criminal by fueling his madcap revolutionary dreams. Check out the official trailer below!!

Sunnyside

Genre Comedy

Cast Kal Penn, Joel Kim Booster, Kiran Deol, Moses Storm

Rating Unrated

Series Premiere  September 26th, 2019 9:30 PM EST (NBC)

“Garrett Modi is a former New York city councilman who finds his calling when faced with immigrants in need of his help and in search of the American Dream.”

Starring Kal Penn (Harold & Kumar), Sunnside is a comedy that tells the story of Garrett Modi, a former New York city councilman who finds his calling when faced with immigrants in need of his help and in search of the American Dream. Check out the official trailer below!!

The Unicorn

Genre Comedy | Drama | Family

Cast Walter Goggins, Rob Corddry, Michaela Watkins, Omar Benson Miller

Rating Unrated

Series Premiere  September 26th, 2019 8:31 PM EST (CBS)

“A widower is eager to move on from the most difficult year of his life, only to realize he’s utterly unprepared to raise his two daughters on his own and equally unprepared for the dating world where he’s suddenly a hot commodity.”

Starring Walter Goggins (Justified), The Unicorn tells the story of a widower is eager to move on from the most difficult year of his life, only to realize he's utterly unprepared to raise his two daughters on his own and equally unprepared for the dating world where he's suddenly a hot commodity. Check out the official trailer below!!

Ted Takes Fun Facts, The Unicorn:

• Both Rob Corddry and Omar Benson Miller co-star on HBO's "Ballers."

Downton Abbey

Director Michael Engler

Genre Drama

Cast Tuppence Middleton, Maggie Smith, Geraldine James, Michelle Dockery

Rating PG

Release Date September 20th, 2019

“Adapted from the hit TV series Downton Abbey that tells the story of the Crawley family, a wealthy owner of a large estate in the English countryside in the early 20th century.”

From director Michael Engler, the man behind the original series as well as Six Feet Under, 30 Rock, and Sex and the City, Downton Abbey is adapted from the hit TV series that tells the story of the Crawley family, a wealthy owner of a large estate in the English countryside in the early 20th century. Check out the official trailer below!!

American Horror Story: 1984

Genre Drama | Horror | Thriller

Cast Dylan Minnette, Katherine Langford, Christian Navarro, Derek Luke

Rating TV-MA

Series Premiere September 18th, 2019 (FX)

“The 9th season of the hit horror series bringing us back to 1984 with a full helping of the slasher genre.”

The hit FX horror series American Horror Story returns with its 9th season, 1984. This season takes place in 1984 (obviously) and plans on giving us a full helping of the beloved slasher genre. Check out the official trailer below (as well as the plethora of teasers)!!

Ted Takes Fun Facts. American Horror Story 1984:

• On September 2, 2014, show creator Ryan Murphy announced that all seasons are connected to each other in some way.

• Connie Britton who played Vivien in Murder House, wanted to play a role in Coven, but had commitments to her show, Nashville (2012).

Villains

Director Dan Berk, Robert Olsen

Genre Comedy | Drama | Horror

Cast Bill Skarsgård, Maika Monroe, Jeffrey Donovan, Kyra Sedgwick

Rating R

Release Date  September 20th, 2019 (Limited)

“After a pair of amateur criminals break into a suburban home, they stumble upon a dark secret that two sadistic homeowners will do anything to keep from getting out.”

From directors Dan Berk and Robert Olsen, Villains tells the story of Mickey and Jules who are lovers on the run, headed southbound for a fresh start in the Sunshine State. When their car dies after a gas station robbery, they break into a nearby house looking for a new set of wheels. What they find instead is a dark secret, and a sweet-as-pie pair of homeowners who will do anything to keep it from getting out. Check out the official trailer below!!

Bloodline

Director Henry Jacobson

Genre Horror | Thriller

Cast Seann William Scott, Mariela Garriga, Dale Dickey, Kevin Carroll

Rating Unrated

Release Date  September 20th, 2019 (Limited)

“Evan values family above all else, and anyone who gets between him, his wife, and newborn son learns that the hard way. But when it comes to violent tendencies, it seems the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.”

From director Henry Jacobson, Bloodline is a horror thriller about Evan, a man who values family above all else, and anyone who gets between him, his wife, and newborn son learns that the hard way. After watching the trailer I couldn’t help but think damn, Stifler is the new Dexter - that is wild!! Also Dexter can’t even be mad about this, he’s the one who decided to retire and become a damn commercial fisherman (wait, is that a spoiler? Oops). Check out the official trailer for Bloodline below!!

3 from Hell

Director Rob Zombie

Genre Horror

Cast Sheri Moon Zombie, Sid Haig, Bill Moseley, Emilio Rivera

Rating R

Release Date September 18th, 2019 (Limited)

“Crazed killers Baby Firefly, Captain Spaulding and Otis Driftwood return to unleash bloody mayhem.”

From writer and director Rob Zombie, 3 from Hell is the sequel to The Devil's Rejects and follows crazed killers Baby Firefly, Captain Spaulding and Otis Driftwood as they return to unleash bloody mayhem. Check out the official trailer below!!

Ted Takes Fun Facts, 3 from Hell:

• Rob Zombie's fifth original horror film, after House of 1000 Corpses (2003), The Devil's Rejects (2005), The Lords of Salem (2012), and 31 (2016).

• Post production was postponed for five months due to Rob Zombie's and Marilyn Manson's tour.

Zeroville

Director James Franco

Genre Comedy | Drama

Cast James Franco, Seth Rogen, Will Ferrell, Joey King

Rating R

Release Date September 20th, 2019 (Limited)

“A young actor arrives in Hollywood in 1969 during a transitional time in the Industry.”

Directed by actor James Franco who has long stated this is a passion project for him, Zeroville is based on the book from author Steve Erickson and tells the story of a young actor who arrives in Hollywood in 1969 during a transitional time in the Industry. Check out the official trailer below!!

Ted Takes Film Facts, Zeroville:

• Filmed in late 2014. It was going to be released by independent distributor Alchemy in early 2016, but the company filed for bankruptcy shortly after. In April of 2019, it was announced that myCinema would finally release the film in September.

Polaroid

Director Lars Klevberg

Genre Horror

Cast Javier Botet, Madelaine Petsch, Kathryn Prescott, Katie Stevens

Rating PG-13

Release Date September 17th, 2019 (Limited & On-Demand)

“A teenage loner stumbles upon a vintage Polaroid camera that houses a terrible secret: anyone who has their picture taken by it will suffer a violent and tragic death.”

From the producers of The Ring and The Grudge, Polaroid is a horror film from director Lars Klevberg, and is his feature-film debut. It is based on his 2015 film of the same name, which has been well received. The trailer has that "the monster is scarier in the darkness" feel to it which I like, perhaps this will be a decent horror flick. The cast includes Javier Botet, Madelaine Petsch, Kathryn Prescott, and Katie Stevens. Check out the newly released official trailer below!

Ted Takes Fun Facts, Polaroid:

• Based on the 2015 short film directed bu Lars Klevberg, also entitled Polaroid.

• Polaroid was filmed in Dartmouth, Nova Scotia Canada, at the Prince Andrew high school.

The Deuce: Season 3

Genre Drama

Cast James Franco, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Gary Carr, Margarita Levieva

Rating TV-MA

Season Premiere September 9th, 2019 (HBO)

“A look at life in New York City during the 1970s and ‘80s when porn and prostitution were rampant in Manhattan.”

HBO’s The Deuce returns for it’s 3rd and final season so buckle up as I am sure sh** is about to hit the fan!! If you aren’t caught up you can watch the first two seasons on HBO Go or Amazon Prime. Check out the official trailer for the final season of the drama series below!!

The Goldfinch

Director John Crowley

Genre Drama

Cast Ansel Elgort, Nicole Kidman, Sarah Paulson, Finn Wolfhard

Rating R

Release Date September 13th, 2019 (Now Streaming on Amazon Prime)

“A boy in New York is taken in by a wealthy Upper East Side family after his mother is killed in a bombing at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.”

From director John Crowley (Brooklyn), The Goldfinch is a drama that tells the story of a boy in New York who is taken in by a wealthy Upper East Side family after his mother is killed in a bombing at the Metropolitan Museum of Art. Check out the official trailer below!!

Ted Takes Fun Facts, The Goldfinch:

• Based on the novel from author Donna Tartt. The Pulitzer-Prize-winning novel spent 30 weeks on the New York Times best sellers list.

Hustlers

Director Lorene Scafaria

Genre Comedy | Crime | Drama

Cast Constance Wu, Jennifer Lopez, Julia Stiles, Keke Palmer

Rating R

Release Date September 13th, 2019

“Inspired by the viral New York Magazine article, Hustlers follows a crew of savvy former strip club employees who band together to turn the tables on their Wall Street clients.”

Written and directed by Lorene Scafaria, Hustlers is a drama inspired by the viral New York Magazine article and follows a crew of savvy former strip club employees who band together to turn the tables on their Wall Street clients. Check out the official trailer below!!

Ted Takes Fun Facts, Hustlers:

• Jennifer Lopez personally brought Cardi B on board, saying that Cardi had been offered roles before, but she was looking for the right project.

• Jennifer Lopez visited a strip club with her fiance, Alex Rodriquez, to research her role.

Undone

Genre Animation | Drama | Fantasy

Cast Rosa Salazar, Bob Odenkirk, Angelique Cabral, Constance Marie

Rating Unrated

Series Premiere September 13th, 2019 (Amazon Prime)

“A woman discovers she has a new relationship with time after surviving a car accident that almost killed her.”

From Kate Purdy and Raphael Bob-Waksberg, the creators of the animated comedy Bojack Horseman, Undone is an animated drama series and tells the story of 28-year-old Alma who after nearly dying in a car accident, finds that she has a new relationship with time. She develops this newfound relationship to find out the truth about her father's death. Check out the official trailer below!!

Marianne

Genre Horror

Cast Victoire Du Bois, Lucie Boujenah, Tiphaine Daviot, Ralph Amoussou

Rating TV-MA

Series Premiere September 13th, 2019 (Netflix)

“When a novelist realizes her terrifying stories are coming true, she returns to her hometown to face the demons from her past that inspire her writing.”

Marianne is a Netflix horror series that tells the story of famous author Emma Larsimon who is haunted by the character Marianne. The witch that she created and the very entity that causes her sleepless nights. Sick of the twisted world she has created, Emma decides to retire from writing, but a bizarre visit from a childhood friend causes her to visit the the very place she swore she would never return. Her hometown. Check out the official trailer below!!