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Holland

March 23, 2025

HOLLAND is a 2025 mystery thriller film directed by Mimi Cave and written by Andrew Sodroski. The film is scheduled to premiere at the 2025 South by Southwest Festival on March 9th, 2025.

A woman's picture-perfect life in quaint Holland, Michigan crumbles, when she and a friend uncover a twisted secret in their midst.

The cast includes Nicole Kidman, Gael García Bernal, Matthew Macfadyen, and Jude Hill.

HOLLAND is set to debut March 27th only on Prime Video. Watch the official trailer below.

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Survival of the Thickest: Season 2

March 23, 2025

SURVIVAL OF THE THICKEST is a comedy drama series co-created by Michelle Buteau and Danielle Sanchez Witzel, based on Buteau’s memoir of the same name. The series first premiered in 2023.

With her styling brand on the rise — and her love life on the rocks — Mavis takes ambitious risks to make waves in the world of high fashion.

The cast includes Michelle Buteau, Tone Bell, Tasha Smith, Marouane Zotti, Peppermint, Liza Treyger, Becca Blackwell, and Anessa Felix.

URVIVAL OF THE THICKEST: SEASON 2 premieres March 27th on Netflix. Watch the official trailer below.

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Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice

January 15, 2025

MIKE & NICK & NICK & ALICE is a 2026 buddy action comedy film written and directed by BenDavid Grabinski. It is set to premiere at the 2026 South by Southwest Film & TV Festival on March 14th.

Two friends (Vince Vaughan and James Marsden) navigate the dangerous world of organized crime, testing their loyalty and survival skills as they get deeper into the criminal underworld.

The cast includes Vince Vaughn, James Marsden, Eiza González, Keith David, Jimmy Tatro, Stephen Root, Lewis Tan, Ben Schwartz, Emily Hampshire, and Arturo Castro.

MIKE & NICK & NICK & ALICE is set to debut March 27th, only on Hulu. Watch the official trailer below.

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They Will Kill You

January 15, 2025

THEY WILL KILL YOU is a 2026 action comedy horror film directed by Kirill Sokolov, and written by Sokolov and Alex Litvak. The film is produced by Andy Muschietti (Mama, It, It: Chapter 2) Barbara Muschietti, and Dan Kagan, and executive produced by Russell Ackerman, John Schoenfelder, Carl Hampe, Litvak and Sokolov.

A woman (Zazie Beetz) takes a housekeeping job in a mysterious New York City high-rise. As she unravels the building's dark history of disappearances, she uncovers links to a possible satanic cult.

The cast includes Zazie Beetz, Myha’La, Paterson Joseph, Tom Felton, Heather Graham, and Patricia Arquette.

THEY WILL KILL YOU is set to debut in theaters March 27th, courtesy of Warner Bros. Pictures. Watch the official trailers below.

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Ozark: Season 3

February 6, 2017

Genre Crime | Drama | Thriller

Cast Jason Bateman, Laura Linney, Jason Butler Harner, Anthony Collins

Rating TV-MA

Series Premiere March 27th, 2020 (Netflix)

“A financial adviser drags his family from Chicago to the Missouri Ozarks, where he must launder money to appease a drug boss.”

A financial adviser drags his family from Chicago to the Missouri Ozarks, where he must launder money to appease a drug boss. Season 3 of the hit Netflix series Ozark will be dropping on March 27th, check out the official trailer below!!

Ted Takes Fun Facts, Ozark:

  • At the beginning of each episode, the title is shown with four symbols inside of an O that foreshadow events from that episode. The symbols also spell the letters Z-A-R-K to form OZARK altogether.

  • There is a bar in The Lake Of The Ozarks called "Marty Byrde's

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Banana Split

February 1, 2017

Director Benjamin Kasulke

Genre Comedy

Cast Hannah Marks, Liana Liberato, Dylan Sprouse, Luke Spencer Roberts

Rating R

Release Date March 27th, 2020 (Netflix July 26th)

“Over the course of a summer, two teenage girls develop the perfect kindred spirit friendship, with one big problem: one of them is dating the other’s ex.”

From director Benjamin Kasulke, Banana Split is a comedy that picks up over the course of a summer, following two teenage girls who develop the perfect kindred spirit friendship, with one big problem: one of them is dating the other's ex. Check out the official trailer below!!

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Vivarium

February 1, 2017

Director Lorcan Finnegan

Genre Mystery | Sci-Fi

Cast Imogen Poots, Jesse Eisenberg, Jonathan Aris, Eanna Hardwicke

Rating R

Release Date March 27th, 2020 (Prime July 11th)

“A young couple looking for the perfect home find themselves trapped in a mysterious labyrinth-like neighborhood of identical houses.”

From director Lorcan Finnegan (Without Name), Vivarium tells the story of a young couple looking for the perfect home but find themselves trapped in a mysterious labyrinth-like neighborhood of identical houses. Check out the official trailers below!!

Ted Takes Fun Facts, Vivarium:

  • The film was first seen on May 18, 2019 at the Cannes Film Festival. The movie is being distributed in the U.S. by Saban Films.

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What We Do in the Shadows: Season 1

November 21, 2016

Genre Comedy

Cast Kayvan Novak, Harvey Guillen, Natasia Demetriou, Matt Berry

Rating Unrated

Series Premiere Wednesday, March 27th, 2019 (FX)

“A look into the daily (or rather, nightly) lives of four vampires who’ve lived together for over 100 years, in Staten Island.”

What We Do in the Shadows is a series spin-off of the 2014 film from directors and co-writers Jermaine Clement and Taika Waititi (the film is currently streaming on Amazon Prime). The series, written by Clement and directed by Waititi, follows the daily (or rather, nightly) lives of four vampires who've lived together for over 100 years, in Staten Island. Check out the official trailer below!!

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